Oh boy, the eternal battle between actual science and its evil twin! 🧪 On the left: the scientific method in all its glory—asking questions, testing ideas, and (gasp!) being willing to admit when you're wrong. It's like dating—sometimes you get rejected, but you learn and move on! On the right: scientism's "method"—starting with your conclusion, cherry-picking evidence, and declaring anyone who disagrees a "science denier." It's basically like deciding what restaurant you want, then making up a 5-star Yelp review before you've even eaten there. The irony of ending with "I ❤️ science" while completely butchering scientific principles is just *chef's kiss*. Remember kids, real science embraces being wrong—it's the only way to eventually be right!