Gatekeeping Memes

We Are Not The Same: The Academic Hierarchy

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The eternal battle of online science forums, immortalized in four panels of pure academic chaos! Top row: r/AskPhysics, where you've got the pretentious quantum enthusiast asking about pre-Big Bang time with "super hyper knowledge" (translation: read half a Brian Greene book) versus the electricity specialist having an existential meltdown because someone dared to ask about cosmology. Bottom row: r/askmath, featuring the virgin quadratic equation asker versus the chad "do your homework" responder. Nothing captures academic gatekeeping quite like watching someone ask about time before the Big Bang while another person frantically screams that electricity is the only valid physics topic. Meanwhile, in math land, asking for the solutions to x²+x=0 gets you the digital equivalent of "get off my lawn!" The hierarchy of academic snobbery is real, and it's spectacular.

I Just Want To Talk With Him

Psychology Science Academia

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Nothing triggers a psychology enthusiast faster than hearing "psychology isn't science." The shotgun is metaphorical (hopefully), but the rage is REAL! Psychology uses empirical methods, statistical analysis, and controlled experiments just like other sciences. It's like saying astronomy isn't science because you can't put stars in test tubes. Next time someone drops that hot take, maybe just send them this meme instead of showing up with actual firearms. Much more legal!

It's Not Rocket Music Theory

Academia Engineering

29 days ago 5.2K views 0 shares

The perfect encapsulation of academic gatekeeping! Top panel shows a music professor drowning students in complex notation while saying "it's not rocket science." Bottom panel shows an aerospace engineer pointing at actual rocket schematics saying "it's not music theory." Every field thinks their complexity is the baseline while dismissing others as trivial. Meanwhile students are sobbing in both classes. Trust me, after 30 years in academia, I've seen engineering students crumble at Bach and music majors faint at differential equations. We're all just specialized monkeys pretending our particular banana is the hardest to peel.

Name Seven Of Them

Math Academia Scientists

1 month ago 6.0K views 0 shares

The ultimate math gatekeeping showdown! When someone claims to "love math," the challenge drops faster than a dropped factorial: "Name seven mathematicians." But instead of rattling off the usual suspects (Euler, Gauss, Newton...), our challenger responds with just "Bernoulli" - which is actually a family with EIGHT famous mathematicians spanning three generations. Talk about a mathematical mic drop! The challenger immediately realizes they've been outplayed by this galaxy-brain move. It's like answering "Name a famous rock band" with "Jackson" - technically correct in the most devastatingly clever way possible.

Beer: The True Engineering Certification

Engineering Academia

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Beer: The True Engineering Certification

The eternal battle between engineering students and actual engineers is a thing of beauty. On the left, we have the sobbing academic purist having an existential crisis over proper titles, while on the right stands the battle-hardened engineer who's more concerned with their beer-demolishing credentials than semantic debates. The real engineering achievement isn't building bridges—it's maintaining liver function after years in the field. The ability to "demolish 40 beers" is apparently the true certification exam they don't tell you about in school. No wonder the infrastructure is crumbling!

The Four Elements Of Engineering Gatekeeping

Engineering Physics Science

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The Four Elements Of Engineering Gatekeeping

The engineering gatekeeping is strong with this one! The meme brilliantly roasts those anime fans who claim to love Avatar: The Last Airbender without having read the "original manga"—which is actually just a collection of engineering textbooks on the four classical elements. It's the perfect jab at both engineering students who think their textbooks are the foundation of all knowledge and anime fans who flex their "purist" credentials. As if mastering thermodynamics somehow makes you a true Avatar fan! Next thing you'll tell me is that you can't appreciate chemistry without reading the periodic table in its original Japanese.

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Biology Academia Chemistry Science

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The ultimate scientific gatekeeping has arrived! Everyone's hyped about the "Cells at Work!" anime with its cute anthropomorphized blood cells, but true intellectuals know Lehninger's Biochemistry textbook is the original source material. That 1,000+ page behemoth with its protein structure cover art is where the real cellular drama unfolds. Nothing says "I understand mitochondrial electron transport chains" like struggling through chapter 19 at 2AM while questioning your life choices. The manga isn't just a manga—it's a peer-reviewed nightmare that's been terrorizing undergrads since 1975.

I Just Want A Job

Academia Research Lab-life

1 month ago 6.4K views 0 shares

The eternal scientific career paradox: companies want experience, but how do you get experience without someone letting you in? Former interns desperately clinging to the gates of scientific industry is basically the unwritten chapter of every STEM degree. The escalating desperation from "LET ME IN" to "LET ME INNNNNN!!!" perfectly captures that moment when you realize your impressive publication record somehow matters less than that one specific industry software you've never used. The scientific method doesn't prepare you for the experiment of job hunting where the hypothesis is always "I'm qualified" and the results are consistently "needs 5 years experience for entry level."

Big Numbers Club: No Single Digits Allowed

Math Science

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Big Numbers Club: No Single Digits Allowed

The exclusive club for numbers with more than one digit has some serious gatekeeping issues! Poor little 8 getting bullied by 67,502 for being a "dumb digit" is mathematical discrimination at its finest. The bouncer numbers aren't even being subtle about it—they've got actual velvet ropes to keep the single digits out! This is basically what happens when you let numbers develop a superiority complex. The way 9,136 is all "It's them" with that judgmental side-eye? Pure numerical elitism. Meanwhile, infinity (∞) sneaks in despite technically not being a number at all—talk about privilege! The math hierarchy is brutal, folks.

I Just Want A Job In Science

Academia Research Science Lab-life

1 month ago 5.9K views 0 shares

The eternal struggle of scientific career progression! Former interns desperately trying to claw their way back into research institutions is basically a modern scientific ritual. You spend months pipetting liquids, calibrating instruments, and writing meticulous lab notes, only to be released back into the wild with a certificate and a dream. Then comes the desperate fence-clinging phase where you're practically screaming your qualifications at the security gate. The scientific career ladder isn't a ladder at all—it's more like trying to scale a fence while the academic gatekeepers pretend not to hear your increasingly frantic pleas for employment. The transition from "Let me in" to "LET ME INNNNNN!!!" perfectly captures that moment when your student loan statement arrives!

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