Gotta Code 'Em All: The LinkedIn Pokédex

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Gotta Code 'Em All: The LinkedIn Pokédex

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The modern tech job hunt: where your LinkedIn profile looks like someone slammed their face on a keyboard but somehow it's supposed to impress recruiters. This genius is trolling the system by stuffing their profile with actual programming languages (Python, JavaScript, C++) alongside Pokemon-sounding tech terms (Vulpix is literally a fire fox Pokemon) and then asking recruiters to spot the difference. Spoiler alert: most can't tell Hadoop from Diglett. It's the perfect litmus test for whether your potential employer knows anything about coding or is just playing buzzword bingo with your resume. Steel/Electric type would be my guess for C++... powerful but will absolutely cause memory corruption damage to itself.

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