Gotta Code 'Em All: The LinkedIn Pokédex

Programming Pokemon Linkedin Recruiters Coding Jobhunt Resume Buzzwords

Tech Engineering

8 months ago 12,257 views 0 shares

Gotta Code 'Em All: The LinkedIn Pokédex

programming-memes, tech-memes, pokemon-memes, linkedin-memes, recruiters-memes | ScienceHumor.io

The modern tech job hunt: where your LinkedIn profile looks like someone slammed their face on a keyboard but somehow it's supposed to impress recruiters. This genius is trolling the system by stuffing their profile with actual programming languages (Python, JavaScript, C++) alongside Pokemon-sounding tech terms (Vulpix is literally a fire fox Pokemon) and then asking recruiters to spot the difference. Spoiler alert: most can't tell Hadoop from Diglett. It's the perfect litmus test for whether your potential employer knows anything about coding or is just playing buzzword bingo with your resume. Steel/Electric type would be my guess for C++... powerful but will absolutely cause memory corruption damage to itself.

More Like This

The Cunningham's Law Debugging Technique

Tech Psychology

7 months ago 10.8K views 0 shares

The Cunningham's Law Debugging Technique

Exploiting human psychology to debug code - pure genius. The "10% of brain" myth meets Cunningham's Law in perfect harmony. People will ignore your cry for help, but they'll sprint across burning coals to tell you you're wrong. It's like discovering that the control group is actually more reactive than the experimental group. The scientific method would be impressed if it weren't so busy being weaponized for Stack Overflow karma.

Plasma At Home Is Actually Cooler

Tech Physics Engineering Science Research

4 months ago 29.3K views 0 shares

Plasma At Home Is Actually Cooler

The fusion physicist's version of "we have food at home" hits different! Top panel: Kid begging for plasma (the cool, exotic fourth state of matter used in fusion research). Middle panel: Mom saying no because there's already plasma... in a hospital bag (boring medical plasma). Bottom panel: The "plasma at home" is actually the Wendelstein 7-X stellarator - a twisted donut-shaped fusion reactor that confines superheated plasma using magnetic fields to potentially unlock clean energy. It's like asking for a toy car and getting a Ferrari in your garage!

The Great Engineering Disconnect

Tech Engineering Materials

7 months ago 21.3K views 0 shares

The Great Engineering Disconnect

The eternal war between those who design parts and those who have to make them! CNC technicians are having existential crises while mechanical engineers blissfully specify tolerances tighter than my research budget. Nothing says "I've never operated a machine in my life" quite like demanding a 0.001mm tolerance on a part that's going to be bolted to something with a 3mm gap. Those unnecessary fillets are just the cherry on top—because why make something manufacturable when you can make it pretty in CAD? The manufacturing floor isn't cursing your name... they're setting up a shrine to it.

When Engineering Goes Too Far

Tech Engineering Science Research

7 months ago 11.8K views 0 shares

When Engineering Goes Too Far

Science fair projects have officially gone TOO FAR! These brave pioneers are pushing boundaries that perhaps should remain... unpushed? Their DIY approach to bioelectrical engineering demonstrates what happens when curiosity meets zero adult supervision. Remember kids, just because you CAN build something doesn't mean you SHOULD. This is what happens when the "hands-on learning" approach gets a bit too literal! 🔌⚡

When I Learned About Nuclear Power

Tech Physics Engineering Science

6 months ago 13.1K views 0 shares

When I Learned About Nuclear Power

The existential crisis every physics student faces when they realize that our most advanced nuclear technology is essentially just a fancy kettle. Splitting atoms to... *checks notes*... boil water? Billions in research, decades of development, and terrifying destructive potential - all to create steam that turns a turbine. Talk about the ultimate anticlimax! It's like discovering the secret ingredient in your grandma's legendary sauce is just ketchup.

Schrödinger's Computation: The Quantum Observer Paradox

Tech Physics Science Research

9 months ago 13.4K views 0 shares

Schrödinger's Computation: The Quantum Observer Paradox

The perfect quantum mechanics joke doesn't exi-- oh wait! This one nails the observer effect with surgical precision. When you build a quantum computer and yell "Nobody look!" you're basically acknowledging that quantum states collapse when observed. Your fancy superposition calculations would literally fall apart the moment someone peeks! It's like telling your friends not to look at your birthday present while simultaneously opening it yourself. The quantum world: where "peeking" at your computation is the computational equivalent of deleting System32.