Gotta Code 'Em All: The LinkedIn Pokédex

Imagine waiting 8 months for your Amazon package to arrive from across town! The speed of light (c) is actually 300,000,000 m/s, but this meme shows what our world would look like if it crawled at just 1 m/s. Space travel? Forget it—a trip to Mars would take 140 MILLION YEARS! Your Netflix would buffer for decades, and don't even think about video calls with Grandma. The futuristic utopia in the image is hilariously ironic because we'd basically be living in the technological stone age with light moving slower than a sleepy turtle!

Only electrical engineers experience this level of enlightenment. A single 1k Ohm resistor? Boring, basic, puts you right to sleep. Two 500 Ohm resistors in series? Now you're paying attention - it's still 1k total, but with twice the components and twice the soldering. Pure madness! But the REAL transcendence? Two 2k Ohm resistors in parallel. That's when your third eye opens. The resistance drops to 1k Ohm through the magic of 1/R = 1/R₁ + 1/R₂. It's the same end result with extra steps AND a completely different circuit configuration. If that doesn't make you feel like you've broken the matrix, nothing will. This is peak circuit design philosophy - there are multiple paths to the same resistance, but only one will make you look like you're having a cosmic revelation during your lab practical.

The eternal dance of software development, captured in its purest form. Reviewer demands assembly support, programmer responds with eloquent profanity, and somehow the code still gets merged into master. Eight people gave a thumbs up to that poetic response—proof that in programming, emotional honesty is the most respected documentation. This is what we in the lab call "peer review with extreme prejudice."

The magical transformation of a 50-cent production increase into "AVIATION MATERIAL" and "Aluminium and Magnesium Alloy Forging" is the marketing equivalent of turning lead into gold. Except in this case, it's turning a plastic bottle opener into aerospace engineering. Companies slap "military grade" on anything these days when the military's actual procurement standard is "whatever costs exactly $0.50 more than the absolute minimum required to not immediately disintegrate." Next time you see "military grade," just remember it translates to "we spent an extra two quarters on this thing."

Engineers = snakes confirmed! This AI's hilarious accidental grouping puts engineers in the same category as venomous reptiles that St. Patrick allegedly banished from Ireland. As someone with an engineering degree, I can neither confirm nor deny that we're cold-blooded creatures who hiss at sunlight and documentation requirements. The Oxford comma was desperately needed here, but the resulting implication that engineers are dangerous creatures requiring divine protection is just *chef's kiss* perfect.

The perfect demonstration of why you shouldn't trust AI for basic math! ChatGPT confidently declares 9.11 > 9.9 (correct), calculates 9.11 - 9.9 = 0.21 (wrong), then when asked to use Python, claims the result is -0.79 due to "floating-point precision errors" (complete nonsense). The actual answer is 0.21, which it originally gave incorrectly but then claimed was correct! It's like watching a student make up increasingly elaborate excuses for getting 2+2=5. This is why mathematicians drink.