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E = mc² + AI: The Equation Of LinkedIn Nonsense
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18 days ago 4.2K views 0 shares
E = mc² + AI: The Equation Of LinkedIn Nonsense
The perfect encapsulation of corporate tech babble meets fundamental physics. Someone with impressive credentials just casually decided to "improve" Einstein's iconic equation by... adding AI to it. Because clearly what mass-energy equivalence was missing all these years was a sprinkle of machine learning buzzwords. The single-word "What" response from an actual physicist is the scientific equivalent of a facepalm. This is what happens when LinkedIn influencers try to sound profound while demonstrating they understand neither physics nor AI. The restraint shown by the physicist deserves a Nobel Prize of its own.

Mathematicians vs Physicists: The Great Translation Battle
Math Physics Academia Science Scientists
28 days ago 6.7K views 0 shares
Mathematicians vs Physicists: The Great Translation Battle
The eternal battle between theoretical and applied science in one perfect meme! Mathematicians describe Green's Theorem with intimidating notation and jargon that would make anyone's brain melt. Meanwhile, physicists cut through the mathematical fog with "little inside swirls combine into one big outside swirl" - which is honestly a brilliant intuitive explanation that actually helps you visualize what's happening. This is exactly why physicists get invited to parties and mathematicians are left solving integrals on napkins in the corner. The beautiful simplicity of physics vs the "but actually" precision of mathematics captured in their natural habitat!

E = Mc² + Corporate Nonsense
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2 months ago 8.1K views 0 shares
E = Mc² + Corporate Nonsense
LinkedIn has officially reached the event horizon of corporate pseudointellectualism. Someone just casually violated the conservation of energy by adding "AI" to Einstein's equation like it's a bonus topping at Subway. The MIT physicist's single-word response "What" perfectly encapsulates the collective groan of the scientific community. Next up: F = ma + blockchain, where the blockchain makes objects accelerate through the power of decentralized consensus.

Gotta Code 'Em All: The LinkedIn Pokédex
Tech Engineering
2 months ago 5.9K views 0 shares
Gotta Code 'Em All: The LinkedIn Pokédex
The modern tech job hunt: where your LinkedIn profile looks like someone slammed their face on a keyboard but somehow it's supposed to impress recruiters. This genius is trolling the system by stuffing their profile with actual programming languages (Python, JavaScript, C++) alongside Pokemon-sounding tech terms (Vulpix is literally a fire fox Pokemon) and then asking recruiters to spot the difference. Spoiler alert: most can't tell Hadoop from Diglett. It's the perfect litmus test for whether your potential employer knows anything about coding or is just playing buzzword bingo with your resume. Steel/Electric type would be my guess for C++... powerful but will absolutely cause memory corruption damage to itself.

E = Mc² + AI = Nobel Prize Material
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3 months ago 8.7K views 0 shares
E = Mc² + AI = Nobel Prize Material
The modern Prometheus strikes again! This tech consultant boldly proposes adding AI to Einstein's iconic equation (E = mc²), suggesting it's the recipe for future innovation. Using Thanos as the backdrop is *chef's kiss* perfect - both believe they've discovered the ultimate solution while everyone else thinks they're completely bonkers. The irony is delicious - Einstein's equation already revolutionized physics by linking energy and mass, but our LinkedIn prophet thinks slapping "AI" on it creates some groundbreaking new formula. That's like saying "water + H₂O = super water!" Classic tech-bro pseudoscience that would make actual physicists facepalm so hard they'd create a new black hole.

Engineering Is All About Connections
Engineering Academia Tech
3 months ago 8.0K views 0 shares
Engineering Is All About Connections
The brutal truth of engineering life! Professors love saying "engineering is all about connections" while students are thinking "yeah... connections on LinkedIn to actually get a job!" 🔌⚡️ The double meaning hits hard - electrical connections, structural connections, network connections... but in the end, the REAL connections are who you know in the industry! Engineering students know the drill: spend 4 years learning Maxwell's equations only to end up crafting the perfect LinkedIn summary. The circuit of life is complete! ⚡

The Arduino To Expert Pipeline
Tech Engineering
4 months ago 14.5K views 0 shares
The Arduino To Expert Pipeline
Behold the modern tech job seeker's origin story! Our hero Adam makes the ULTIMATE career pivot by *checks notes* getting an LED to blink on an Arduino. Next stop? Becoming a self-proclaimed embedded systems expert on LinkedIn faster than you can say "Hello World"! The beautiful part? That single blinking LED project - literally THE tutorial everyone starts with - has somehow transformed into mastery of microcontrollers, AVR, and the entire programming universe. This is the equivalent of making toast once and adding "professional chef" to your resume. Pure job-hunting alchemy!