From Vacuum Tubes To Digital Godhood

From glass tubes to godhood in five easy steps! The meme perfectly captures computing's evolution from clunky vacuum tubes (where calculations took longer than microwaving a potato) to transistors (smaller but still dumber than a pet rock) to integrated circuits (finally getting somewhere) to microprocessors (now we're cooking with gas!) and finally quantum processors, where apparently we'll all transcend physical reality and become cosmic brain entities.

Moore's Law wasn't just about doubling transistors—it was about our brains getting progressively more enlightened with each hardware upgrade. Can't wait for quantum computing to turn us all into interdimensional beings! My current Intel i7 only lets me astral project on Tuesdays.