Tech history Memes

From glass tubes to godhood in five easy steps! The meme perfectly captures computing's evolution from clunky vacuum tubes (where calculations took longer than microwaving a potato) to transistors (smaller but still dumber than a pet rock) to integrated circuits (finally getting somewhere) to microprocessors (now we're cooking with gas!) and finally quantum processors, where apparently we'll all transcend physical reality and become cosmic brain entities. Moore's Law wasn't just about doubling transistors—it was about our brains getting progressively more enlightened with each hardware upgrade. Can't wait for quantum computing to turn us all into interdimensional beings! My current Intel i7 only lets me astral project on Tuesdays.

Young Bill Gates applying computational optimization to solve his... uh... social optimization problem is peak nerd ingenuity! Instead of using algorithms for mundane tasks like efficient resource allocation, he repurposed them for maximum female classmate proximity. The real computer science application they don't teach you in textbooks! His mugshot suggests the school administrators eventually caught on to his clever hack - proving once again that with great coding power comes great responsibility (and occasionally disciplinary action).