Science Doesn't Need Your Belief Subscription

Oh the irony! The deeper physicists dive into quantum weirdness, the more they start questioning EVERYTHING. Einstein, Planck, Schrödinger—all these brilliant minds stared into the cosmic abyss until the abyss winked back and said "maybe there's more than equations here?" Meanwhile, this tweet author is all "these GENIUSES who revolutionized our understanding of reality must be COMPLETE WOOTARDS." Sure, buddy. Because nothing says scientific thinking like dismissing the existential musings of people who literally redefined the universe! Next up: criticizing fish for believing in water.

The five emotional stages of every biochemistry student's journey. First, blissful ignorance with a clean brain scan. Then "Biochemis-TRY" - that optimistic phase where you think Krebs cycle is just a cute little circle. Next comes "Biochemis-WHY" when you're questioning your life choices while staring at enzyme kinetics. By midterms, it's "Biochemis-CRY" as you realize memorizing 47 amino acid structures wasn't the worst part. Finally, "Biochemis-BYE" - that transcendent moment when you either achieve biochemical enlightenment or simply dissociate from reality entirely. The brain scans getting increasingly chaotic is just *chef's kiss* accurate. Nothing says "I understand metabolism" quite like your soul leaving your body!

The ultimate crossover nobody asked for—MATLAB joining your gaming library! That's right, the programming environment where you spend 8 hours debugging a semicolon is now categorized with your favorite hack-and-slash games. Steam achievement unlocked: "First Plot Generated Without Errors." The real boss battle? Running a for-loop without crashing your computer. Those PS04.m and PS05.pdf files lurking in your folder are the side quests nobody wants to complete!

The periodic table is literally a complete catalog of all elements that exist in our universe. There's no secret menu, folks! Sci-fi writers love inventing magical elements with names like "Unobtainium" or "Vibranium" that supposedly aren't on the periodic table, but that's like saying "I discovered a new color that isn't in the visible spectrum" and then just pointing at purple. If you're going to break physics, at least come up with a better excuse than "we found element #119 and it makes spaceships fly." Just say it's alien technology powered by the tears of chemistry teachers everywhere!

Chemistry labs are basically "traces of chemicals" everywhere! That's like arresting a fish for being wet. The glowing skeleton dude is every organic chem student realizing that finding "traces of chemicals used in meth production" in a chemistry department is about as specific as finding "traces of oxygen" in the atmosphere. Methylamine? Pseudoephedrine? Literally thousands of compounds could qualify! Next headline: "Baking professors suspected of making bombs after traces of flour found in kitchen."

Scientists didn't just discover electricity and call it a day. They had to name every single way to measure it, creating a unit system that would make even Marie Kondo question our organizational choices. The watt (power) is just one victim in this taxonomic frenzy—alongside volts, amps, ohms, and joules. Next time your phone dies, remember it's not just out of battery—it's experiencing a critical deficiency of coulombs flowing through its potential difference. Physics: making simple concepts unnecessarily complicated since 1799.