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Science Doesn't Need Your Belief Subscription
Science Research Academia Scientists
1 day ago 2.9K views 0 shares
Science Doesn't Need Your Belief Subscription
This graph is the scientific equivalent of shrugging while saying "cool story, bro." The beauty of science is that it doesn't need your approval to work! Gravity doesn't check if you believe in it before pulling you down the stairs. The laws of thermodynamics don't take a day off because someone on Facebook called them "just a theory." That flat line at "zero cares given" from 3500 BC to present is the most consistent scientific measurement in history! Science is like that friend who keeps telling you the truth even when you're not ready to hear it. "Sorry, but your crystals aren't healing your chakras - it's probably the ibuprofen you took."

When Math Doesn't Care About Your Feelings
Math Science
13 days ago 4.0K views 0 shares
When Math Doesn't Care About Your Feelings
Behold, the mathematical equivalent of nails on a chalkboard! Someone claiming 3² = 6 instead of 9 is the perfect example of when "respecting opinions" hits its logical limit. In mathematics, 3² means 3×3=9, not 3×2=6. This isn't a debate about pineapple on pizza—it's objectively wrong! The beauty of math is that it doesn't care about your feelings or "alternative facts." Next thing you know, they'll be telling us π equals exactly 3 because decimals are too complicated for their "opinion." Scientific literacy in shambles!

What Other Choice Do We Have
Science Psychology Academia Research
13 days ago 3.7K views 0 shares
What Other Choice Do We Have
The rarest mental illness in modern society: believing that evidence actually matters in an argument. Ever tried showing a flat-earther a photo from space? Or explaining climate change to your uncle at Thanksgiving? Facts bounce off some people's brains like quantum particles hitting an impenetrable field of confirmation bias. The true scientific method involves collecting data, analyzing results, and then watching helplessly as someone dismisses your peer-reviewed research because "they did their own research" (i.e., watched a YouTube video at 2 AM). The real experiment is seeing how many times you can bang your head against this particular wall before you develop an actual mental condition.

Facts Get Fission'd
Physics Climate Science
22 days ago 5.5K views 0 shares
Facts Get Fission'd
The nuclear energy paradox in full radioactive glory! Society's relationship with nuclear power is like that awkward moment when facts meet feelings. The top panel shows the cold, hard truth: nuclear energy boasts reliability, efficiency, and safety stats that would make other energy sources jealous. But then—PLOT TWIST—the bottom panel captures society dramatically ripping up these inconvenient facts! It's the scientific equivalent of putting your fingers in your ears and shouting "LA LA LA CAN'T HEAR YOU!" Public perception remains stubbornly resistant to nuclear's statistical safety record, with people more afraid of rare meltdowns than the daily invisible death from fossil fuel emissions. The irony is positively isotopic!

Proof By Fire: When Math Meets Wordplay
Math Academia Science
1 month ago 12.2K views 0 shares
Proof By Fire: When Math Meets Wordplay
Behold! The forbidden mathematical transitive property that proves "Facts = y"! This masterpiece of logical gymnastics transforms serious scientific facts into the variable "y" through a series of increasingly questionable substitutions. Starting with "Facts → fax" (because who needs accuracy when you have outdated technology?), then magically turning "fax → fx" (dropping vowels like they're hot), before finally reaching "f(x) → y" (as any calculus survivor knows). It's basically the mathematical equivalent of that game where you whisper a message around a circle and end up with something completely unrelated. Next week: proving chocolate is a vegetable using similar rigorous methods!

Science Doesn't Care About Your Opinion
Science Research Academia Scientists
1 month ago 12.5K views 0 shares
Science Doesn't Care About Your Opinion
Ooooh, spicy truth bomb! 💣 When someone says "I disagree with science," they're essentially saying "I disagree with reality" which is... a bold strategy, Cotton! Science isn't some rigid dogma that demands blind faith - it's literally just our best method for figuring out how stuff works! When scientific understanding changes, that's not a "gotcha" moment - it's literally science DOING ITS JOB. Like upgrading from flip phones to smartphones, except the upgrade is our collective understanding of the universe! Next time someone "disagrees with science," hand them a lab coat and say "Show your work, darling!" *maniacal scientist cackle*