The Science Of Attraction: Eyes Closed Theory

When psychology meets humor! The punchline here is pure gold - claiming that making someone laugh increases the time they spend with their eyes closed, effectively reducing how much they see you. It's a hilarious take on attraction that playfully misuses the concept of "science" while nodding to the real psychological phenomenon that humor genuinely increases attraction. Studies actually show that making someone laugh creates positive associations in their brain, releasing dopamine and other feel-good chemicals. So there's a kernel of truth hiding in this joke - humor really does make people more attractive, just not by literally keeping eyes closed!