The Bell Curve Of Egg-conomics

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Psychology Biology

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The Bell Curve Of Egg-conomics

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Behold! The glorious bell curve of intelligence distribution meets poultry economics! This masterpiece shows how people at both extremes of the IQ spectrum blame bird flu for egg prices, while the supposedly "average" intellects blame politics. The irony is deliciously scrambled - the curve suggests those at the statistical extremes might actually be onto something! Perhaps we've discovered a new scientific principle: the Horseshoe Theory of Egg-conomics, where the very smart and very... um... intellectually adventurous arrive at the same conclusion through wildly different thought processes. Next time someone complains about egg prices, just ask for their IQ first!

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