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The Non-Overlapping Magisteria Of Common Sense
Medicine Biology Science
12 days ago 3.6K views 0 shares
The Non-Overlapping Magisteria Of Common Sense
The most devastating Venn diagram in scientific history - two completely separate circles with zero overlap. On one side, we have "People who drink raw milk" and on the other "People who listen to experts." The H5N1 avian flu warning just adds that special chef's kiss of relevance. It's basically natural selection illustrated in geometric form. The raw milk enthusiasts are out there confidently playing Russian roulette with their digestive systems while virologists collectively bang their heads against lab benches. Pasteurization was invented in 1862, folks. That's not "Big Dairy" propaganda - that's just giving harmful microbes a proper death sentence before they give you one.

The Bell Curve Of Egg-conomics
Psychology Biology
1 month ago 6.0K views 0 shares
The Bell Curve Of Egg-conomics
Behold! The glorious bell curve of intelligence distribution meets poultry economics! This masterpiece shows how people at both extremes of the IQ spectrum blame bird flu for egg prices, while the supposedly "average" intellects blame politics. The irony is deliciously scrambled - the curve suggests those at the statistical extremes might actually be onto something! Perhaps we've discovered a new scientific principle: the Horseshoe Theory of Egg-conomics, where the very smart and very... um... intellectually adventurous arrive at the same conclusion through wildly different thought processes. Next time someone complains about egg prices, just ask for their IQ first!

Don't You Dare, H5N8
Biology Medicine Evolution
3 months ago 13.7K views 0 shares
Don't You Dare, H5N8
The collective trauma of 2020 has left us all with pandemic PTSD. This meme captures that perfect moment of dread when you see a headline about a new viral threat and your brain immediately goes "NOT AGAIN." The H5N8 avian influenza strain is actually quite concerning to epidemiologists because it represents a zoonotic crossover event - but honestly, we're all just sitting here like Michael Scott, silently begging the universe to stop with the viral plot twists. The evolutionary arms race between viruses and humans continues, but our psychological defenses are still in recovery mode.