You Can't Scare Me With That Copenhagen Crap

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You Can't Scare Me With That Copenhagen Crap

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Oooh, quantum physics interrogation! The meme shows Agent Smith from The Matrix grilling an electron about its magnetic properties, only to be shocked when the electron reveals its tangential velocity exceeds the speed of light (v_tangential >> c)!

This is a delicious rebellion against the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics (which says particles exist in probability states until observed). Our electron is basically saying "I don't play by your quantum rules!" by breaking Einstein's cosmic speed limit. It's like catching your subatomic particle sneaking out past curfew to attend a superluminal rave! 🤓⚡

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