Who Said Physicists Were Unrealistic?

The ultimate dating facepalm! Engineering and physics are completely different fields, but this poor soul thinks he's found common ground by confessing his physics struggles. Plot twist: engineers actually need to understand physics for their job! It's like telling a chef "I also don't know how to use a stove" as a conversation starter. That date is going downhill faster than an object in free fall with zero air resistance!

The Empire's engineering department just got owned by the Flat Death Star Society. In a universe where we can build planet-destroying superweapons, apparently basic geometry is still controversial. Next they'll claim the tractor beam is just magnets and the Force is a government conspiracy. I suppose if you squint hard enough at a sphere, everything looks flat—just like some people's learning curves.

This is what happens when you skip every single science class but still try to sound smart on the internet. Not only is diamond not a metal (it's carbon atoms arranged in a crystal structure), but claiming 1 gram weighs 15 grams is like saying "this dollar is worth 15 dollars." The universe just collectively facepalmed. This is why we scientists drink during faculty meetings.

The engineering gatekeeping is strong with this one! The meme brilliantly roasts those anime fans who claim to love Avatar: The Last Airbender without having read the "original manga"—which is actually just a collection of engineering textbooks on the four classical elements. It's the perfect jab at both engineering students who think their textbooks are the foundation of all knowledge and anime fans who flex their "purist" credentials. As if mastering thermodynamics somehow makes you a true Avatar fan! Next thing you'll tell me is that you can't appreciate chemistry without reading the periodic table in its original Japanese.

Physics: the intellectual labyrinth where even the brightest minds get trapped in an endless maze of equations, theories, and existential crises. Once you start questioning why apples fall or how light behaves, you're doomed to spend eternity trying to find the exit. Most of us who entered this maze years ago have developed Stockholm syndrome and now find comfort in our mathematical prison. The real quantum paradox isn't Schrödinger's cat—it's how we simultaneously hate and love being lost in here.

Behold the evolution of a physics student's sanity! On the left, we have baby's first physics equation - Newton's simple F=ma. Look at that innocent face! But then... WHAM! The momentum derivative hits and suddenly you're staring into the abyss of higher mechanics! That horrified expression is every student who thought they understood physics until calculus crashed the party. It's the academic equivalent of thinking you're going for a pleasant swim and suddenly finding yourself in the Mariana Trench with only a pool noodle! The transformation from "I love physics!" to "WHAT HAVE I DONE?!" happens faster than light in a vacuum (which is theoretically impossible, much like understanding physics homework on the first try).