What If We Went Through Time Sideways?

The original remote worker productivity flex! While everyone else was busy dying of plague, Newton's sitting at home like "might invent calculus today, idk." The rest of us used our pandemic lockdown to bake sourdough and watch Tiger King, meanwhile this guy revolutionized mathematics and physics during his WFH period. That "It's showtime..." reaction is every modern remote worker planning to change their Slack status to "focusing" before proceeding to do absolutely nothing revolutionary whatsoever. Newton didn't even need Zoom—just an apple and some serious galaxy brain energy.

The physics humor is strong with this one! This meme brilliantly parodies how black holes consume everything in their path—including light itself—by showing someone aggressively slurping up an egg yolk. The "Hawking radiation" panel is the chef's kiss of astrophysics jokes. While black holes devour anything that crosses their event horizon, Stephen Hawking theorized they actually emit tiny amounts of radiation due to quantum effects near their boundaries. So technically, black holes aren't just cosmic vacuum cleaners; they're also very subtle cosmic leakers. The egg yolk perfectly represents matter getting absolutely demolished by gravitational forces that not even light can escape from. Cosmic destruction has never looked so... breakfast-y.

The perfect crossover between Star Trek and electrical engineering doesn't exi-- That Fluke multimeter is set to measure ohms (Ω), which is the unit for electrical resistance. And there it is, displaying "FUTILE" instead of a number. Just like the Borg's famous catchphrase "resistance is futile," this multimeter has given up on measuring resistance altogether. Somewhere, a frustrated engineer is wondering if they've been assimilated into a collective of broken test equipment.

Scientists in 2015: "We've detected gravitational waves, confirming Einstein's century-old prediction!" Everyone else: "You're telling me you needed billion-dollar equipment just to prove gravity exists? I could've dropped my phone for free." The meme perfectly captures that moment when physicists were ecstatic about one of the greatest scientific confirmations of the century while the rest of humanity was giving them that "no duh" look. It's like celebrating you've proven water is wet by building a $1.1 billion machine.

Isaac Newton judging your scrolling habits from the 1600s is the ultimate time-traveling guilt trip! Fun fact: Newton actually invented calculus (and differential equations) during a pandemic lockdown when Cambridge University closed due to the plague. Meanwhile, we're just here doom-scrolling through cat videos. The irony? Newton couldn't possibly have said this quote since social media wasn't invented until 300+ years after his death! He was too busy discovering gravity after an apple allegedly bonked him on the head to worry about your TikTok addiction. Now excuse me while I close this app and... oh wait, just one more meme...

Quantum immortality is that mind-bending thought experiment where you can never experience your own death because your consciousness only continues in universes where you survive. So technically, you're immortal from your own perspective! Meanwhile, this poor soul is experiencing the multiverse's most creative Final Destination scenarios. Nothing says "eternal existence" quite like watching infinite planes crash into your living room while you somehow survive every time. The multiverse really said "immortality, but make it traumatic." 💀