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The most scientifically accurate epitaph in cemetery history! Instead of the usual "Rest in Peace," this physicist went with the thermodynamically precise "My atoms have gained entropy." It's basically saying "I've died" but in the language of the Second Law of Thermodynamics. When we die, our organized biological systems break down, and our atoms scatter into more disordered states—literally increasing entropy. Howard clearly wanted his final message to follow the fundamental laws of physics even in death. The universe tends toward disorder, and so did Howard!

This test question is pure tautological gold! "In an atom, the number of electrons is equal to... the number of electrons." Well, technically correct—the best kind of correct! The Emperor's New Groove reaction is perfect because while the answer is ridiculously circular, it's not actually wrong. The number of electrons in a neutral atom typically equals the number of protons (not neutrons!), but saying electrons equal electrons is... well... a statement that would make even Kronk question his life choices. Chemistry teachers everywhere are either facepalming or secretly appreciating this student's malicious compliance. That one point might be the most honestly earned point in test-taking history!

The simulation hypothesis meets philosophy's greatest buzzkill! Nothing quite like watching someone try to solve existential questions with a 14th-century principle that basically says "don't overthink it." The irony of using Occam's Razor—which favors the simplest explanation—to dismiss the idea we're in a simulation is *chef's kiss*. Because obviously the simplest explanation is that we're meat-based consciousness hurtling through an infinite void on a wet rock, not lines of code in some cosmic undergraduate's homework assignment. Sure, Jan.

Ah, the classic "90 degrees = hot" joke that makes physicists groan and mathematicians chuckle. What we're witnessing is thermal conductivity in action—tile corners create thermal bridges where heat transfers more efficiently. After 40 years studying materials science, I can confirm that corners don't melt snow because they're "90 degrees hot"... they melt it because they're junction points where heat flows from multiple directions. The commenter's confidence is inversely proportional to their understanding of thermodynamics. Reminds me of my undergraduate students who'd confidently explain quantum mechanics after watching one YouTube video.

When theoretical physics meets elementary school memory hacks! The crocodile mouth trick is saving PhD students everywhere from inequality symbol confusion. Nothing says "I'm a sophisticated scientist" quite like picturing a hungry reptile chomping on numbers while writing equations that might reshape our understanding of the universe. The sleep-deprived 6:05 AM timestamp really completes the whole "my brain is 99% equations and 1% childhood mnemonics" vibe!

Physics is such a brutal reality check! When you're exhausted from lugging a box around for hours, physics smugly reminds you that technically you've done zero work unless you've actually displaced the object. The work equation (W = F × d × cos θ) demands displacement, not just force. So if you carried that box in a circle and ended up where you started... congratulations on your impressive zero joules of work! Your muscles and sweat glands clearly didn't get the memo from the laws of thermodynamics.