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Wait, That's Illegal

Wait, That's Illegal
Breaking physics is apparently more concerning to the government than breaking into Area 51. The notation ε<0 refers to negative permittivity, which would allow for some truly bizarre electromagnetic phenomena like negative refraction and perfect lenses. Basically, you'd be running away with the ability to bend light in ways that violate conventional optics. The guards aren't chasing you because you trespassed—they're chasing you because you've stolen something that could collapse our understanding of physical limitations. Typical Monday in theoretical physics research.

Perpetual Motion? Physics Has Questions

Perpetual Motion? Physics Has Questions
That car is literally breaking the laws of physics! Someone attached a spinning wheel to their bumper that appears to be rotating without any energy input - a perpetual motion machine that thermodynamics says is impossible! The 2nd law of thermodynamics tells us entropy always increases in a closed system, meaning you can't create a machine that works forever without additional energy. Physics professors everywhere are having simultaneous heart attacks looking at this! The "X Doubt" reaction is perfect because any physicist would immediately call shenanigans. It's like claiming you invented calorie-free cake that tastes better than the original - thermodynamics says nice try, buddy!

Quantum Mechanics Doesn't Apply To Grad Students

Quantum Mechanics Doesn't Apply To Grad Students
Physics textbooks: "Quantum mechanics only applies to tiny particles!" Meanwhile, grad students scattering themselves through the double-slit experiment after their 14th cup of coffee. The rules say I can't exist as both a wave and a particle, but my sleep-deprived brain begs to differ. Breaking physics one mental breakdown at a time!

Breaking The Laws Of Thermodynamics

Breaking The Laws Of Thermodynamics
Behold! The temperature converter shows -1 Kelvin = -461.47 Fahrenheit, which is scientifically IMPOSSIBLE! Absolute zero (0 Kelvin or -459.67°F) is the lowest theoretical temperature where molecular motion essentially stops. Going below that? Pure thermodynamic heresy! The universe would literally unravel! No wonder Thanos is being called a madman - he's breaking the fundamental laws of physics just like he broke half the universe. The laws of thermodynamics are SCREAMING right now!

Physics Vs. Chemistry: The Universal Truth

Physics Vs. Chemistry: The Universal Truth
Physics: universal constants that govern everything from subatomic particles to galactic superclusters. No exceptions. No complaints. Chemistry: "Well, these two elements should react predictably based on their properties... unless it's a Tuesday... or there's a full moon... or Mercury is in retrograde... or the grad student had coffee that morning." The visual representation using buff doge vs. crying doge is painfully accurate. Spent three years trying to reproduce a "simple" organic synthesis only to discover the original paper conveniently omitted that it only works at 23.7°C while humming Beethoven's 5th.