Spent 8 years unraveling the mysteries of quantum field theory only to end up debugging Python scripts that predict how many people will buy pumpkin-flavored toothpaste. The universe works in mysterious ways—mostly by turning theoretical physicists into Excel wizards who can afford groceries. That PhD certificate looks fantastic next to your "Employee of the Month" award from a company that can't spell "Schrödinger" but knows you're the only one who can fix their data pipeline. The fundamental forces holding our universe together? Less stable than your new career trajectory!
Tough Time For Those Who Preferred Work On The Fundamental Questions Of Universe

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