Ever notice how everyone has their own relationship with math? Mathematicians gaze lovingly at equations like they're staring at the Mona Lisa. Engineers just want math to help them build stuff without collapsing. Meanwhile, data scientists are over there turning numbers into cash machines! The mathematical hierarchy of needs - from pure aesthetic appreciation to cold hard cash. Next time someone says "I love math," ask them if they love it for its beauty, its utility, or its ability to fund their avocado toast habit.