Time Travel, But Make It Exclusive

Nothing quite like comparing your relationship status to one of history's greatest scientific minds. Sure, you've got a girlfriend, but Newton invented calculus while in quarantine from the plague. He was too busy discovering universal gravitation to swipe right. The man died a virgin but left behind laws of motion that govern our universe. Your relationship status might be impressive at dinner parties, but Newton's relationship with physics literally explains why your dinner stays on the plate.

The crow starts with a basic physics fact about gravitation being described as waves, only to be heckled by another bird demanding better material. But then comes the punchline - a devastating list revealing that everything in physics can be described as waves: light, sound, quantum particles, and even the fabric of spacetime itself. This is basically the entire history of modern physics - we keep trying to understand the universe and somehow everything circles back to "it's just waves, bro." Wave-particle duality, quantum field theory, string theory... turns out the universe's most sophisticated comedy routine is just waving at us the whole time.

The epic Tesla vs. Edison rivalry in one perfect meme! Top panel shows Nikola Tesla, the brilliant inventor who pioneered alternating current and wireless technology, labeled as "Guy who made the joke." Bottom panel features Thomas Edison holding a lightbulb with the caption "Guy who said it louder infront of the whole class." This perfectly captures how Edison, master marketer and businessman, often got credit for ideas he "borrowed" from others. Edison's famous quote "Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration" conveniently leaves out the part where the inspiration came from someone else's brain! Scientific history's original content thief.

String theorists making their 57th attempt to unify physics by adding yet another dimension. The math checks out, but the experimental evidence remains as elusive as tenure. Meanwhile, the rest of us are still trying to balance our checkbooks in four dimensions.

The cosmic fairy godparents have spoken! While spider powers might be denied for safety reasons, altering the proton mass gets an enthusiastic green light. Because why worry about small things like the fundamental forces holding matter together or stars suddenly imploding ? Changing the proton mass would be like swapping out the foundation of your house while you're still inside. Suddenly water wouldn't be water, stars wouldn't be stars, and that chemistry test you studied for? Completely irrelevant. The strong nuclear force would have a meltdown, atoms would fall apart, and the universe as we know it would throw in the towel. But sure, let's see what happens. Science has always advanced through catastrophic cosmic tinkering, right?

The cat has spoken from the quantum void! Erwin Schrödinger's famous thought experiment gets hilariously flipped when the cat itself weighs in on its ambiguous existence. In the original paradox, a cat in a box with a radioactive atom is simultaneously alive AND dead until observed—a superposition of states that illustrates quantum weirdness. Here, the feline responds with a simple "Meow" (translation: "My point exactly"), confirming its own quantum limbo. The cat's not just playing dead—it's playing quantum mechanics! Existential crisis? More like existential purr-adox!