The Standog Model Of Particle Physics

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The Standog Model Of Particle Physics

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The perfect quantum comedy doesn't exi—

Just like the Standard Model of particle physics organizes subatomic particles into families, this good boy is carefully arranging his toy protons (those adorable dog figurines) while the caption nails the fundamental truth of particle physics: protons really do just mind their own business in the nucleus, hanging out with neutrons and ignoring electrons completely.

Unlike quarks that can't exist independently, these toy doggos are free to roam—breaking the laws of quantum chromodynamics but not the laws of cuteness. The doggo scientist is clearly demonstrating proper particle containment techniques that would make Feynman proud!

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