May The Force (Per Unit Area) Be With You

Someone tried to get philosophical with a calculus tattoo, and the math community is having none of it. The top shows an integral from birth to death of "struggle dt = life" - which is just... not how math works. The bottom correction is basically screaming "IT'S ACTUALLY THIS COMPLICATED EQUATION" because real mathematicians know life isn't some cute little integral you can solve on your arm. It's like trying to impress your date by saying you speak French when all you know is "omelette du fromage" and there's a French person at the next table. The secondhand embarrassment is stronger than the gravitational pull of a black hole.

Newton's famous quote "If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants" gets a hilariously literal interpretation here. The comic explores all possible permutations of this metaphor - from a giant standing on Newton's shoulders (crushing him), to Newton giving a giant a shoulder to cry on (awkward), to Newton being a giant himself (nope), until finally landing on the correct interpretation: Newton intellectually standing on the achievements of his predecessors. Scientific progress in stick figure form - the peer review would be merciless.

What appears to be a suggestive magazine ad takes an unexpected turn when a physics-minded commenter reminds us that those three digits serve a higher purpose: determining electromagnetic relationships via Fleming's Right Hand Rule. Nothing says "I'm a physicist" quite like seeing a potentially risqué caption and immediately thinking about orthogonal vector cross products. The perfect party trick to impress absolutely no one at social gatherings.

Nothing says "I'm a physics freshman with delusions of grandeur" quite like declaring you're specializing in theoretical physics and string theory before you've even survived your first midterm. It's the academic equivalent of saying you'll win an Olympic gold medal when you've just learned to doggy paddle. The beautiful irony is that after two semesters of actual physics coursework, these same students mysteriously switch to business majors. String theory? More like "strung out on false confidence theory."

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Kitchen quantum mechanics at its finest. Those precariously balanced plates exist in a superposition state - simultaneously intact and shattered until someone dares to observe them by opening the cabinet. Just like Schrödinger's unfortunate cat, these dishes are living (or dying) in quantum limbo. Graduate students have been sustaining themselves on ramen for years just to avoid this particular physics experiment.