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The right-hand thumb rule is one of those physics conventions we're supposed to memorize but secretly Google every time. It's that electromagnetic thing where your thumb, index, and middle fingers represent perpendicular vectors. The cat's awkward thumb position perfectly captures that moment when you're asked to demonstrate it during class and your brain short-circuits. Physics professors everywhere just nodded knowingly.

The eternal RLC circuit paradox! Spent countless hours memorizing these formulas for exams only to have them vanish from my brain faster than electrons through a superconductor! 🧠⚡ Those transfer functions and damping factors? Might as well be ancient hieroglyphics now! The only circuit I troubleshoot these days is figuring out which coffee maker button makes the strongest brew. And impedance? The only Z I care about happens when I'm face-down on my keyboard!

Fancy Pooh has spoken! Why call it "Rutherford scattering experiments" when we could just say what it really is - "smash or pass" at the atomic level? Ernest Rutherford literally fired alpha particles at gold foil to see which ones smashed into something and which ones passed through. Turns out atoms are mostly empty space with a tiny nucleus playing hard to get. Physics was just Tinder for particles before Tinder existed.

The perfect equation for every sleep-deprived scientist! E=MC² isn't just Einstein's mass-energy equivalence—it's the fundamental formula for surviving grad school and lab all-nighters. Energy = Milk + Coffee is the unsung thermodynamic principle that powers research papers, breakthrough discoveries, and desperate attempts to stay conscious during 3AM data analysis. No wonder physicists and chemists keep this secret formula scribbled next to their actual research notes!

That moment in your thesis when you've stared at data visualizations for so long that brutal honesty becomes your only coping mechanism. "A fancy plot I made" is just code for "I've spent 72 hours trying to understand what this graph means and I'm no closer to an explanation than when I started." The transition between blues? Probably significant. The weird line? Could be groundbreaking physics or just a software glitch. At this point in your PhD, they're essentially the same thing.

Poor Homer is the lone "coulomb" in a bar full of "mA·h" (milliampere-hours)! It's like showing up to an electrical engineering party with the wrong unit! 🔌⚡ For the uninitiated lab rats: a coulomb measures electric charge, while milliampere-hours measure battery capacity. They're related but different - like bringing a protractor to a ruler fight! Homer's face says it all: "I've made a terrible miscalculation." The electrical engineering equivalent of wearing socks with sandals!