The Thermodynamic Tragedy Of Tidying Up

Behold! The eternal thermodynamic dilemma of bedroom organization! That "Δs≥0" formula is the Second Law of Thermodynamics telling us entropy never decreases in an isolated system. When you "clean" by shoving everything into random piles, you're actually making the universe more chaotic on a molecular level! Your room might look tidier, but you've just accelerated cosmic disorder! It's like trying to alphabetize a library while wearing oven mitts during an earthquake. Sure, you found your stuff again, but at what cost to the space-time continuum?! The universe will thank you for your contribution to its eventual heat death... approximately never.