The Relativity Of Dating Preferences

This meme is a beautiful trainwreck of pseudoscience at its finest. The top graph shows an alleged inverse correlation between testosterone and IQ with one outlier circled in red - presumably our "Styro Pyro" hero below. Then we have what appears to be the living embodiment of that statistical anomaly: a young man posing next to a homemade electrical transformer (made from a styrofoam container with skull decoration) while holding what looks like a makeshift electrical component. The "MACRO WAVE" text suggests he's about to do something spectacularly unwise with microwave parts. It's the perfect representation of that guy who's simultaneously brilliant enough to build dangerous electrical contraptions from scratch but lacks the common sense to realize he shouldn't. The correlation graph is complete nonsense scientifically (that R² value of 0.19 is pathetically weak), but who needs statistical significance when you're busy channeling lightning through styrofoam?

The crushing moment you discover your childhood science hero was actually a hardcore alchemist! Newton may have given us calculus and gravity, but the man spent DECADES trying to turn lead into gold and find the magical potion for immortality. Talk about a scientific identity crisis! 🧪✨ It's like finding out Einstein secretly hunted Bigfoot on weekends. The philosopher's stone wasn't dropping any apples on anyone's head—but it sure dropped a bomb on Newton's scientific legacy! The ultimate reminder that even geniuses chase rainbows sometimes.

The ultimate ironic flex! While Einstein is famous for revolutionizing physics with relativity, his son Hans Albert actually became a successful hydraulic engineer. Talk about a family plot twist! Einstein's basically saying "Why hate engineers? I literally created one from scratch!" It's the scientific equivalent of saying "I liked engineers before they were cool" while casually dropping that your kid is one. The genius who redefined space and time couldn't resist a dad joke about genetic engineering before it was even a thing!

Marketing: "Try our new chemical-free product!" Chemist: *imagines world without molecules* Physicist: *imagines world without fundamental particles* Listen, everything is chemicals. Your water? Chemicals. Your organic kale? Chemicals. Your "all-natural" deodorant? You guessed it—chemicals. The universe is literally made of them. Next time someone brags about their "chemical-free" lifestyle, just smile and think about how they're basically claiming to be an ethereal being composed of pure nothingness.

The mathematical equation sin x = x is the secret handshake of engineering students everywhere! This approximation is only valid for small angles, but engineers embrace it like a religious doctrine. While mathematicians would scream in horror at such blasphemy, engineers are celebrating finding one of their own who understands the beautiful art of "close enough." The bottom panel perfectly captures that tribal recognition moment—you know, when you meet someone who also thinks π = 3 when the deadline is tight. Engineering: where precision is negotiable but graduation is mandatory.

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