So Long And Thanks For All The Fish

Poor decimeter! The forgotten middle child of the metric system! While millimeters, centimeters, meters, and kilometers get all the cuddles and attention (just like that adorable dog), the decimeter sits alone, neglected and confused like that existential cat. It's the scientific equivalent of being left on "read" by the entire scientific community! The cat's progression from confusion to intense existential crisis perfectly captures how the decimeter must feel after centuries of being the metric unit nobody invites to parties. Even rulers skip from centimeters straight to meters—talk about being ghosted by measuring tools!

The physics confidence spectrum in one image! Physicists swagger through black hole lectures with muscular certainty, but mention quantum spin and suddenly they're crying in the corner. Black holes may warp spacetime, but quantum spin warps physicists' brains! The mathematical elegance of general relativity vs the "trust me bro, it's not actually spinning" nature of quantum mechanics. Even Einstein would need tissues for that right panel.

Behold! The scientific explanation that would make even Newton facepalm! "Magnets are made of metal mined from the ground" - well, that's technically true-ish. But "magnetic because the metal still contains pieces of gravity inside it"?! *maniacal laughter* That's like saying batteries work because they're full of lightning juice! This magnificently wrong explanation perfectly captures that moment when someone confidently explains science without knowing a single thing about magnetic fields, electrons, or ferromagnetism. It's the scientific equivalent of explaining that the sky is blue because it reflects the ocean!

Marvel Studios presents... the most ambitious crossover in scientific history! Finally, a cinematic universe where the heroes don't wear capes—they wear lab coats and terrible haircuts. Can't wait to see Einstein explain relativity while dodging explosions in slow motion. The Schrödinger vs Heisenberg showdown will be simultaneously happening and not happening until you observe the box office numbers. And don't get me started on the Manhattan Project finale—talk about explosive endings! Honestly, I'd pay good money to see Marie Curie glowing with radioactive powers while Max Planck quantizes his way through bad guys. The post-credits scene better feature Feynman drawing diagrams on a strip club napkin.

Gravity has entered the chat! 🌍 This person clearly skipped the "how space works" lesson! The International Space Station orbits Earth at 17,500 mph in the vacuum of space, 250 miles up. Just "jumping out" would still leave you in orbit—not falling straight down—and without a specialized suit and re-entry vehicle, you'd either suffocate, freeze, or burn up in the atmosphere. That Red Bull stunt? Felix Baumgartner jumped from a balloon at 24 miles up—10 times closer to Earth—with years of training and specialized equipment. It's like comparing jumping off your couch to leaping from the Burj Khalifa while on fire!

The ultimate subatomic troll! This meme perfectly captures the bizarre quantum behavior known as wave-particle duality. Electrons normally cruise through space as waves (showing off their wavelike interference patterns) until some nosy scientist decides to measure them. Then—BAM!—they suddenly behave like particles instead. It's like that friend who's dancing wildly at a party until they notice someone filming, then pretends they were just "stretching." The electron's stubborn "well now I am not doing it" attitude is basically quantum physics giving the middle finger to our classical intuition. Schrödinger's cat would be proud of this level of petty.