The Physics Of Relationship Termination

The ultimate historical name-calling mix-up! One person's pointing at portraits of Robert Hooke (left) and Gottfried Leibniz (right) shouting "Newton!" while the actual scientists are like "Hey guys, not what we're called." 😂 This is peak scientific rivalry comedy! Newton, Hooke, and Leibniz had LEGENDARY feuds over who discovered calculus first and other scientific achievements. Newton and Hooke battled over optics and gravity, while Newton and Leibniz had the mother of all math fights over calculus. Imagine being so brilliant but still getting mistaken for your arch-nemesis! The scientific equivalent of calling your teacher "Mom" but WAY more devastating!

Behold the hierarchy of mathematical trauma! We start with actual geniuses sharing world-changing equations (Pythagoras, Einstein, Newton), then crash-land into Big Shaq's "quick maths" from that viral rap. The commenter's brain has clearly short-circuited from this unholy alliance of brilliance and nonsense. It's like serving filet mignon, followed by caviar, then suddenly slapping down a gas station hot dog and expecting the same appreciation! *adjusts lab goggles frantically* The mathematical purist's soul leaves their body when pop culture corrupts their sacred equations!

The eternal academic rivalry illustrated with brutal honesty! Physics and math majors both lead to the same destination—unemployment with a superiority complex—but they'll fight to the death about whose path is more elegant. Meanwhile, the cow (representing normal people with practical degrees) just watches these two branches of theoretical knowledge duke it out while quietly enjoying stable employment. The irony? Both majors can explain the universe but can't explain how to pay rent without roommates!

Gravitational heartbreak quantified. The calculations show the moon exerts a force of 1.97×10 -4 N on this person's crush, while he only manages a pathetic 7.80×10 -8 N. That's a difference of four orders of magnitude. The universe itself is literally pulling them apart. Newton's law of universal gravitation strikes again, proving that sometimes science can mathematically confirm your romantic inadequacy.

Math sitting on the throne like the ultimate boss of science is just TOO REAL! 👑 All the other disciplines are bowing down because they know the truth - you can't escape the mathematical foundation of everything. Physics, chemistry, biology... they're all just applied math wearing fancy costumes! Next time someone asks why they need to learn calculus, just show them this royal hierarchy. Math doesn't care about your feelings - it rules the scientific kingdom whether you like it or not!

That's not a child's weight—it's a force measurement. The arrow pointing down shows 1000N (newtons), which is about 102kg worth of force due to gravity. Someone clearly skipped physics class and went straight to calling Child Protective Services. Next time you see a "heavy child" in a textbook diagram, remember they're just trying to teach you F = ma without the trauma of dropping actual children.