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The Physics Of Relationship Termination

Physics Science

1 month ago 5.9K views 0 shares

The Physics Of Relationship Termination

Why say something insensitive when you can use physics to sound sophisticated? The field escape velocity is the minimum speed needed to break free from a gravitational field. So this dapper Pooh is essentially saying "you're too heavy" but with scientific flair! It's the perfect Valentine's strategy for those who want their relationship to rapidly approach terminal velocity... downward.

Chemistry's Most Desperate Pickup Line

Chemistry Science

2 months ago 5.1K views 0 shares

Chemistry's Most Desperate Pickup Line

Nothing says "I'm a chemistry nerd" quite like spending an hour drawing complex molecular structures just to make a pickup line. The creator has turned a Valentine's card into a monument to organic chemistry desperation. That molecular structure probably represents some psychoactive compound, which explains both the joke and why someone thought this was a good use of their time. Chemistry students everywhere are simultaneously groaning and sending this to their crushes in the lab next door.