The Most Morbid Textbook Introduction Ever

Nothing says "welcome to statistical mechanics" quite like casually mentioning that the pioneers of the field committed suicide! The textbook's subtle suggestion that studying this subject might drive you to a similar fate is just *chef's kiss* motivational.

The author's "approach the subject cautiously" advice takes on a whole new meaning when it follows the highlighted obituaries. It's like saying "Here's a field so mentally taxing it literally killed its founders... anyway, let's start with perfect gas equations!"

Pro tip: If your professor assigns this textbook, maybe check if they've included the campus counseling center number in the syllabus.