The Joy And Terror Of Physics Constants

Remember when sci-fi authors actually calculated submarine buoyancy? Now they just invent elements like "VIBRANIUM" and call it a day. The evolution of lazy worldbuilding is painfully accurate. Classic sci-fi writers would spend months researching physics principles to create plausible scenarios. Modern writers? "It's made of special space metal that defies all known laws of physics because... reasons." The decline from muscular Doge to weak Doge perfectly captures how technical rigor in science fiction has been replaced by handwaving and marketable buzzwords. Next bestseller: "The protagonist survived because... quantum."

This one's a scientific mic drop! People claiming "electromagnetic hypersensitivity" freak out about WiFi signals, but completely forget that neutrinos and cosmic rays are zipping through their bodies by the TRILLIONS every second! 😂 While WiFi operates at about 2.4 GHz with super low power, cosmic rays are high-energy particles from space that have been bombarding Earth (and us) since before humans existed. And neutrinos? Those sneaky subatomic particles are so non-interactive they can pass through a light-year of lead without stopping! The irony is delicious - worrying about WiFi while being completely unbothered by the cosmic particle rave happening through your body right now!

Einstein's out here speaking straight Gen Z! The top text "Nah fam relativity bussin fr fr" and bottom text "E deadass mc² no cap on god" is basically Einstein explaining his revolutionary theories in modern slang. It's like if the father of relativity hopped on TikTok and tried explaining that energy equals mass times the speed of light squared, but make it vibes . The universe's most famous equation E=mc² just got a hypebeast makeover! Next up: Newton dropping his laws of motion as a diss track.

Feeling omniscient today, are we? This meme is channeling Pierre-Simon Laplace's famous thought experiment from the 1800s. His "demon" was a hypothetical entity who, if given the exact position and momentum of every particle in the universe, could predict all future events with perfect accuracy. The face in the meme is giving serious "I see all possible timelines and you're doomed in every single one" energy. Unfortunately for Laplace's demon (and fortunately for free will enthusiasts), quantum mechanics crashed the deterministic party with Heisenberg's uncertainty principle. Turns out you literally cannot know both position and momentum precisely. So this is basically the face of someone who thinks they've hacked the universe, right before quantum physics slaps them with a "nice try, buddy."

Hold up! Someone's cooking up a conspiracy theory hotter than their induction stove! 🔥 Induction cooktops actually use electromagnetic fields to heat the pan directly—no "microwaving you from the inside" involved! The science is simple: alternating current creates a magnetic field that generates heat in ferromagnetic cookware. It's actually MORE efficient and SAFER than gas stoves (which release nitrogen dioxide and carbon monoxide). The only thing getting cooked here is basic physics knowledge!

Whoever created this masterpiece deserves tenure immediately. The Standard Model of particle physics has finally been updated for modern sensibilities! Instead of quarks, we now have generational particles (Boomer "up," Millennial "left," Gen Z "top") with corresponding market values that perfectly track inflation. And those force carriers? Simply classified as "mental illnesses" with gluon being blue glue and photons costing a mere $48k—still cheaper than grad school! The "mewtwo" particle holding a coffee cup is clearly essential to quantum field theory. Physics departments worldwide are frantically revising textbooks as we speak. Feynman would be rolling in his grave... with laughter.