The Hulk's Physics Revelation

The celestial size queens of our solar system! Earth and Pluto bonding over their disproportionately large satellite companions. While most planets have sensibly-sized moons, these two are practically in binary relationships. Earth's moon is about 1/4 its diameter (absolutely massive compared to most planet-moon ratios), while Pluto's Charon is so big that their barycenter—the point they orbit around—actually lies outside of Pluto itself. It's less "I have a moon" and more "we're cosmic dance partners with boundary issues." The rest of the planets are just watching like, "get a room already."

Physicists are the chaotic neutral of the science world! They ask Math for Taylor expansions to approximate smooth functions, but then go completely rogue and apply them to delta functions—which are basically mathematical jump scares! It's like asking for a hammer to build a birdhouse and then using it to crack walnuts on a priceless violin. The equations at the bottom are the mathematical equivalent of saying "hold my coffee" before doing a backflip off a cliff. Physicists don't just bend rules, they fold them into quantum origami and then write papers about it!

The mathematical perfectionists vs. the cosmic approximators! While mathematicians sulk without their pristine, flawless proofs, cosmologists are throwing a party because their calculations were merely in the same galaxy as reality. 🎉 Being off by a factor of 10? Close enough for someone studying the universe! In math, being off by 0.0000001 is basically heresy. Different fields, different thresholds for celebration!

The innocent journey into physics starts with pure enthusiasm and curiosity, only to be violently assaulted by 1500-page math textbooks! That cute pink blob gets absolutely destroyed by equations before retreating to chemistry like "never mind, I'll just memorize the periodic table instead." Every physics student knows that moment when you realize Newton was just the tutorial level, and now you're facing the final boss: differential equations with no checkpoints.

The correct answer is B, unless you're a student desperately taking a fluid dynamics exam, in which case it's definitely C. Or maybe A? The Bernoulli principle states that as fluid velocity increases, pressure decreases. But what's really under pressure here is every engineering student staring at this question at 11:58pm when the online assignment is due at midnight. The narrowest point has the highest velocity and lowest pressure, but the real pressure peak is in your professor's sadistic smile when they designed this "simple" question.

Physics students and their undying love for the "spherical cow" approximation! 🐄🔮 The top panel shows the excited physics student proudly presenting their simplified model: "Assume the cow is a perfect sphere with uniform density!" Meanwhile, the nutrition teacher below is completely done with hearing this ridiculous simplification for the nth time. For the uninitiated, the "spherical cow" is physics' most infamous simplification trick. When a problem gets too complicated, just pretend everything is a perfect sphere in a vacuum! Problem solved! (And nutritionists everywhere collectively facepalm.)