The secret weapon of every physicist seeking funding: make your equations look TERRIFYING! 🧪
Notice how our clever scientist claims to have "solved the Eindinger equation" (which doesn't actually exist!) and created a "complete model of all physics" (impossible!), but when pressed for details, scribbles down the most intimidating mathematical gibberish possible. And voilà! The funder is suddenly VERY interested! 💰
It's the academic equivalent of "trust me bro, I've got math." Works every time! The green apple is just there judging everyone's life choices.