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Thanks, Einstein (And Tsiolkovsky)

Thanks, Einstein (And Tsiolkovsky)
Ever been smacked in the face by the rocket equation? The meme brilliantly captures the existential crisis of aerospace engineers! On the bell curve of intelligence, the average folks (IQ 100) are freaking out about the exponential nature of the rocket equation, while both the lower and higher IQ groups blissfully believe "rocket range is proportional to fuel." The painful truth? The Tsiolkovsky rocket equation shows that as you add more fuel, you need even MORE fuel to carry that fuel! It's like trying to diet while working at a chocolate factory - exponentially difficult! This is why rocket scientists drink.

Shoutout To My Fellow German Chemists

Shoutout To My Fellow German Chemists
The German approach to fuel naming is peak scientific precision! While Americans casually call it "gas" (despite being a liquid) and Brits say "petrol" (at least acknowledging petroleum), German chemists cut straight to the molecular structure—benzene ring FTW! That C₆H₆ aromatic hydrocarbon structure isn't just elegant chemistry—it's linguistic efficiency. Nothing says "I understand organic chemistry" like referring to your fuel by its actual molecular structure instead of some vague colloquialism. German precision strikes again!

Forbidden Vertical Buffet

Forbidden Vertical Buffet
Fractional distillation of petroleum: the world's most dangerous buffet menu. "Yes, I'll have the petrol at 70°, sounds refreshing." Meanwhile, only psychopaths would order the asphalt at the bottom. The petroleum industry's version of "the floor is lava" gets more literal the further down you go. Just remember - if your dinner requires a fractioning column to prepare, perhaps reconsider your dietary choices.