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Thanks, Einstein (And Tsiolkovsky)

Thanks, Einstein (And Tsiolkovsky)
Ever been smacked in the face by the rocket equation? The meme brilliantly captures the existential crisis of aerospace engineers! On the bell curve of intelligence, the average folks (IQ 100) are freaking out about the exponential nature of the rocket equation, while both the lower and higher IQ groups blissfully believe "rocket range is proportional to fuel." The painful truth? The Tsiolkovsky rocket equation shows that as you add more fuel, you need even MORE fuel to carry that fuel! It's like trying to diet while working at a chocolate factory - exponentially difficult! This is why rocket scientists drink.

Rocket Scientists Hate This One Simple Trick

Rocket Scientists Hate This One Simple Trick
When rocket scientists face the Tsiolkovsky rocket equation (that exponential nightmare showing how much fuel you need grows exponentially with desired velocity), they don't just give up - they stack rockets like cosmic Legos! The meme brilliantly trolls aerospace engineering with the "just put a rocket on a bigger rocket" solution. It's basically the scientific equivalent of saying "if your car runs out of gas halfway to your destination, just put your car on top of another car with a full tank." And yet... multi-stage rockets are literally how we solved this problem. Sometimes the dumbest-sounding solution is actually genius. NASA engineers: secretly just trolls with physics degrees.