Still No Graviton

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Still No Graviton

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Future physicists are still stuck in the same loop we've been in for decades! While we've discovered the Higgs boson, the graviton—the theoretical particle that mediates gravity—remains stubbornly elusive. So here we are in 2089, with our fancy headsets and advanced colliders, getting excited about made-up particles with ridiculous names like "gloopy-gloorb" while the graviton continues to ghost us. Meanwhile, the guy on the left is having what appears to be a religious experience over these nonsensical discoveries. Particle physics in a nutshell: spend billions on equipment, make up funny names for things, and fall asleep during the presentations about them.

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