Schrödinger's Holiday

Plot twist: the "small boi" magnet would absolutely demolish Earth in a direct contest of forces! The electromagnetic force is roughly 10 36 times stronger than gravity. That humble horseshoe magnet could theoretically overcome the gravitational pull of our entire planet if the competition were fair. Physics doesn't care about your size—it's all about the fundamental forces at play. Next time someone calls you small, just remember you might be packing electromagnetic strength that could theoretically outmuscle a planet!

The nerd joke to end all nerd jokes. Newton looking unimpressed with just "1 Newton" of force (barely enough to move an apple), but absolutely delighted by "1 Giga Newton" (enough force to launch a small rocket). Physics students making unit conversion jokes is how you know they've completely lost touch with normal human interaction. Next thing you know they'll be giggling about megapascals at parties and wondering why they're drinking alone.

The mathematical pun is strong with this one! The Fourier transform converts signals from time domain to frequency domain, but someone misheard it as "furry transfem" which is... definitely not what it's called. It's like when your non-STEM friends try to repeat what you study and suddenly you're apparently researching "quantum entanglement of fuzzy cats" instead of quantum computing. The right side shows the actual transformation—complex waveforms broken down into their component frequencies—while the stick figures perfectly capture that moment of scientific miscommunication that happens when math nerds try to explain their work at parties.

Childhood physics debates are where true scientific innovation begins. This masterpiece explores the classic "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" fallacy that every physicist has contemplated at age 8. The stick figure's flawless plan to defeat Newton's Third Law involves standing on a plank, lifting said plank, and achieving flight through sheer logical oversight. Conservation of momentum sends its regards. Somewhere, a physics professor is using this as an exam question while muttering "this is why we can't have nice things."

Physics has entered the chat—and it's FURIOUS! 🤣 The classic movie scene where someone falls and gets heroically caught by a moving vehicle? Pure fantasy! The final panel shows what would ACTUALLY happen: vectors combine and—SPLAT!—you've just created a human pancake! The square root of (V₁² + V₂²) is the resultant velocity when the falling person meets the "rescuer," turning a heartwarming rescue into a tragic physics demonstration. Newton's laws don't care about your dramatic movie moment!