Schrödinger Plates

Behold, the pinnacle of AI image generation! Ask Gemini to write Maxwell's equations in sand and you get... whatever that mathematical abomination is. Those squiggles have about as much relation to electromagnetism as a potato has to quantum computing. The AI clearly skipped physics class to generate random symbols that look "mathy enough" to fool the untrained eye. Maxwell is probably rotating in his grave fast enough to generate electricity for a small city right now.

The classic Scooby-Doo mask reveal just got a physics upgrade! First, Fred tries to unmask the "ghost" with that terrifying Navier-Stokes equation for fluid momentum—basically the physics equivalent of trying to solve a Rubik's cube blindfolded underwater. But when he pulls off the mask, what's underneath? Just good ol' F=ma! Newton's Second Law was hiding there all along, proving that behind every scary-looking conservation of momentum equation is just a simple force equals mass times acceleration relationship. The universe's way of saying "I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling simplifications!"

While Celsius and Fahrenheit are busy screaming at each other about which temperature scale is superior, electron-volt is just chilling with its massive brain energy. Classic temperature scale drama! The eV guy is that one friend who's transcended petty arguments and moved on to measuring things in energy units instead. Meanwhile, the °C and °F bros are still stuck in their "my arbitrary scale is better than your arbitrary scale" loop. Next-level temperature hipster move is definitely measuring your fever in electron-volts.

Someone finally derived the thermodynamics of gender! This brilliant parody of a phase diagram shows what happens when you apply physics principles to identity. The "girltwinked" supercooled state is basically gender staying in metastable equilibrium until—BAM!—one compliment triggers crystallization into full girl mode. I particularly love the "supercritical genderfluid" region where conventional labels break down completely. The "just hot" critical point is both scientifically accurate AND accurate in other ways, if you know what I mean. This is the kind of interdisciplinary research that deserves immediate funding.

The quantum pain is real! Nothing quite like that moment when someone who watched one YouTube video tries explaining Schrödinger's cat to you like they've unlocked the secrets of the universe. Your brain cells simultaneously exist in two states: wanting to correct them and wanting to disappear into another dimension! 🧪⚛️ Fun fact: Real quantum physicists spend more time saying "it's complicated" than actually explaining quantum mechanics. Because even they know that if you think you understand quantum mechanics... you definitely don't understand quantum mechanics!

Physical chemistry students having an existential crisis in 3...2...1... The meme brilliantly captures the thermodynamic gang war that's been raging since the 1800s. Ideal Gas Law thinks it's the big shot, but Van der Waals comes in with those pesky molecular interactions. Meanwhile, Redlich-Kwong-Virial is flashing its improved accuracy at high pressures like it's showing off a new sports car. But the real victim? That poor student in the pews getting absolutely demolished by Soave-Redlich-Kwong-Peng-Robinson and literally ANY real mixture model. Nothing says "I've made terrible life choices" quite like trying to calculate fugacity coefficients at 3 AM before your p-chem final.