Physics Doesn't Discriminate Between Projectiles

The ultimate time travel paradox strikes again! This poor scientist built a time machine only to discover the universe has a wicked sense of humor. He forgot to account for architectural changes in the future—specifically that someone would build a wall exactly where his machine was standing! Now he's literally stuck BETWEEN timelines, half in the present and half in the future. This is why you always need a contingency plan when messing with spacetime! It's basically the scientific equivalent of getting your shirt caught in a car door, except the door is the fabric of reality itself. Next time, maybe just stick to watching sci-fi movies instead?

Behold the cosmic joke of mathematical induction gone wild! The top shows a logical "proof" that all numbers are small—starting with 0 and adding 1 each time. Meanwhile, the alien is like, "I have over 10^80 observable particles in my universe" (a number so mind-bogglingly HUGE it would make your calculator cry), and mathematics just shrugs and says "Small number." 🤣 It's the mathematical equivalent of calling Godzilla "a bit tall" or the sun "slightly warm." This is what happens when pure math meets cosmic reality and the universe just can't even!

This meme is the unholy collision of particle physics and internet culture that nobody asked for but everyone secretly needed. The "SUS" speech bubble paired with the "E" symbol is basically what happens when quantum mechanics meets Among Us. It's like Schrödinger's cat, but instead of being both alive and dead, it's both scientifically significant and completely absurd. Physicists spend decades developing complex theories about fundamental particles, and then Gen Z comes along and reduces it all to "SUS E" — which might as well be a new subatomic particle that only exists when nobody's looking directly at the meme.

STEM fields fighting over who gets to claim the smartest students is the academic equivalent of medieval knights competing for a princess's favor. Physics majors strut around with their fundamental forces, mathematicians flex their abstract reasoning muscles, engineers build impressive contraptions to show off, and computer scientists code their way into the spotlight—while finance majors just wave their future paychecks. Meanwhile, the brilliant students are just trying to figure out which field won't crush their souls (and maybe pay the bills).

The perfect collision of Star Wars and relativity theory! This brilliant meme captures Einstein's theory of relativity in a nutshell - motion is relative to the observer's frame of reference. Two observers moving relative to each other will each perceive the other as being in motion while considering themselves stationary. Just like Obi-Wan and Anakin each claiming the other is moving! Physics teachers everywhere are secretly using this to explain inertial reference frames to their students.

During the 1957 Pascal-B nuclear test, a 900kg steel cap covering a test shaft was blasted off at an estimated 66 km/s (5x escape velocity). While historians calmly credit Sputnik as humanity's first space object, nuclear physicists are having an existential crisis knowing a random manhole cover might have been yeeted into interstellar space years earlier. The cover was never found—probably because it's somewhere between here and Alpha Centauri by now. Just another day in Cold War physics: turning infrastructure into accidental spacecraft since 1957.