Newton's First Law Of Dating

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Newton's First Law Of Dating

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Newton's First Law of Dating! Someone brilliantly applied physics to explain why people already in relationships find it easier to jump into new ones, while singles tend to stay single. It's the romantic equivalent of inertia! 🔬💕

Just like a rolling boulder doesn't stop unless something blocks its path, people already experiencing the momentum of romance keep bouncing from relationship to relationship. Meanwhile, us single particles require that mythical "external force" (perhaps a well-timed coffee spill or an algorithmic dating app miracle) to change our relationship status!

Who knew Newton was secretly a relationship guru? My laboratory experiments confirm: finding love requires either momentum or a really strong push!

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