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When You Calculate The Absolute Unit At The Center Of Our Galaxy

When You Calculate The Absolute Unit At The Center Of Our Galaxy
Calculating that Sagittarius A* weighs approximately 4 million solar masses is the astrophysical equivalent of finding out your ex is dating someone new. You scream into the void, but the void is actually a supermassive black hole with an event horizon of 12 million kilometers. The "Thiiiiiiiccccccc" is just what happens when your professional composure finally collapses under gravitational forces.

Newton's Law Of Universal Attraction

Newton's Law Of Universal Attraction
Newton dropping the physics equivalent of a pick-up line! The joke brilliantly plays on Newton's Law of Universal Gravitation (F = G × (m₁m₂)/r²) where the force of attraction between objects increases with mass. So when Newton says "the greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction," he's technically stating his gravitational law while simultaneously making a cheeky comment about preferring "thicc" bodies. The scientific double entendre is absolutely genius - turning a fundamental physics equation into a flirtatious remark. Revolutionary physicist by day, smooth talker by night!

Water Molecule Got Back

Water Molecule Got Back
Someone finally noticed that H₂O is basically just molecular THICC ! That bent molecular geometry giving water a 104.5° angle between those hydrogen atoms creates one sassy oxygen atom with two hydrogen sidekicks. The chemistry textbooks never warned us that water molecules would be serving these curves! No wonder it's the universal solvent - it's got the molecular assets to attract all kinds of compounds. 💦