Mmm Uranium: When Baking Goes Nuclear

The ultimate physics duality! On the left, we have Terence "Terry" Tao, mathematical prodigy and Fields Medal winner who can solve equations faster than most people tie their shoes. On the right, Terryons (aka Terrence Howard) who famously claimed 1×1=2 and developed his own alternative mathematics called "Terryology." One revolutionized number theory; the other revolutionized... well, confusion. Choose your mathematical champion wisely—your ability to calculate a restaurant tip might depend on it!

Scientists spend decades building precise models of our solar system, meticulously tracking planetary orbits and gravitational interactions. Then one day Neptune just... vanishes? The absolute chaos this would cause in the astronomical community is perfectly captured in that final panel! Imagine trying to explain how an entire ice giant just yeeted itself out of existence without violating conservation of momentum. The resulting scientific meltdown would make the Pluto demotion look like a minor footnote. No wonder they're hitting the bottle—their entire understanding of celestial mechanics just imploded!

Ever had that moment when you realize water isn't actually wet at the subatomic level? That's the existential crisis this cat is having. The meme brilliantly plays on the paradox that while water makes things wet, the fundamental particles that make up water—atoms and their subatomic friends—aren't themselves wet. It's like discovering your favorite band is just a bunch of atoms pretending to have emotions. This is the kind of revelation that keeps physicists awake at night and cats staring blankly into the void. Welcome to the dry reality of quantum mechanics, folks.

Gravitational heartbreak quantified. The calculations show the moon exerts a force of 1.97×10 -4 N on this person's crush, while he only manages a pathetic 7.80×10 -8 N. That's a difference of four orders of magnitude. The universe itself is literally pulling them apart. Newton's law of universal gravitation strikes again, proving that sometimes science can mathematically confirm your romantic inadequacy.

The ultimate physics fan heartbreak! Imagine dedicating your life to mastering Newton's work—learning ancient Greek just to read Principia in its original form, memorizing every detail of his gravitational laws—only to discover Einstein's social media clout absolutely crushes Newton's follower count. That's the 17th century equivalent of finding out your favorite indie physicist went mainstream. Newton's laws might govern classical mechanics, but Einstein's wild hair clearly dominates the algorithm. The scientific hierarchy has been disrupted not by revolutionary theories, but by follower metrics... something Newton never saw coming when that apple bonked him on the head!

The secret to staying down-to-earth? Gravity. It's the relationship none of us can escape. No matter how famous, wealthy, or accomplished you become, the fundamental force keeping you tethered to this planet remains completely indifferent to your status. The perfect deadpan answer to what could have been an introspective question about humility. Why develop a complex philosophical outlook when basic physics already solved the problem 300+ years ago?