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Legasov Disliked This
Physics Engineering Science
12 hours ago 11.4K views 0 shares
Legasov Disliked This
The darkest gaming setup in history! Someone created a parody account pretending to be Anatoly Dyatlov (the supervisor during the Chernobyl disaster) asking people to "rate my gaming setup" while showing the control room of a nuclear reactor. The response rating of "3.6" is the infamous radiation reading from Chernobyl that was drastically underreported because their meters maxed out at that number. The actual levels were catastrophically higher—like claiming your PC runs at "just 90°C" because your thermometer can't display triple digits. Nuclear meltdown jokes are radioactively funny, but thankfully this gaming rig only melts GPUs, not reactor cores!

Rated M For Melanoma
Medicine Biology Science
2 days ago 12.6K views 0 shares
Rated M For Melanoma
The meme juxtaposes anime character preferences (1-3) with option 4: literally just the sun. Dermatologists everywhere are nodding grimly. While you're busy selecting your preferred anime personality type, the sun is silently plotting your skin's demise with UV radiation. That fiery ball of plasma doesn't need to dominate you or ask permission—it's already bombarding your epidermis with enough radiation to alter your DNA. Melanoma doesn't care about your waifu preferences. Pro tip from someone who's spent too many hours under lab fluorescents: SPF 30+ is the only relationship with the sun worth having.

Neutron Male 💪
Physics Science Materials
4 days ago 16.2K views 0 shares
Neutron Male 💪
Behold the physics burn of the century! While alpha and beta radiation get stopped by paper and aluminum, neutrons blast through everything like they own the place! 💥 The meme brilliantly roasts those "alpha male" wannabes by showing how neutrons are the ACTUAL powerhouses - penetrating concrete while the so-called "alphas" can't even get past a sheet of paper! Next time someone brags about being alpha, just whisper "neutron energy" and walk away dramatically. THAT'S real big particle energy!

Radioactive Shopping Cart
Chemistry Science
18 days ago 18.0K views 0 shares
Radioactive Shopping Cart
Searching for radium online? That "Shopping" tab is basically a portal to the FBI watchlist! Radium's half-life might be 1600 years, but your freedom's half-life becomes about 20 minutes after checkout! 🧪☢️ Fun radioactive fact: Marie Curie's notebooks are STILL so radioactive they're kept in lead boxes and require special handling. Imagine what your Amazon package would need! "Free shipping with hazmat suit included!"

Planck Saved Us All! 🙏
Physics Science Scientists
18 days ago 15.9K views 0 shares
Planck Saved Us All! 🙏
When Rayleigh and Jeans tried to model blackbody radiation with classical physics, they predicted infinite energy at high frequencies—the infamous "ultraviolet catastrophe." Meanwhile, Max Planck swooped in with his quantum theory, basically saying "energy comes in discrete packets, not continuously" and saved physics from imploding. The bottom panel perfectly captures anyone who studied basic physics watching this theoretical dumpster fire unfold. You're just sitting there like "um, guys, the blackbody is CLEARLY changing color as it heats up, not emitting infinite energy and destroying the universe." Thanks for nothing, classical physics!

No Chances For Life Around Red Dwarfs
Astronomy Universe
18 days ago 5.3K views 0 shares
No Chances For Life Around Red Dwarfs
The initial excitement of finding a "habitable" planet around a red dwarf star quickly evaporates when the astronomers remember one tiny detail - red dwarfs are notorious for unleashing catastrophic stellar flares that would absolutely barbecue any nearby planets! That hopeful little blue-green world in the first panel is about to get the cosmic equivalent of a death ray in the second panel. It's like getting excited about finding the perfect beach house, then realizing it's directly in the path of every hurricane ever. Red dwarfs may be the most common stars in our galaxy, but they're basically the overprotective parents of stellar systems - "No one gets to live near my planets without getting FRIED!"

I'm A Neutered Male
Physics Science
20 days ago 6.0K views 0 shares
I'm A Neutered Male
The meme brilliantly roasts self-proclaimed "alpha males" by comparing them to alpha radiation particles, which have the lowest penetration power in physics. While these particles can't even get through a sheet of paper, beta and gamma radiation progressively penetrate deeper materials. The punchline about "low penetration power" works on multiple levels - both scientifically accurate and a devastating critique of hypermasculine posturing. Next time someone claims alpha status, just hand them this radiation chart and walk away.

Alpha Males Vs Alpha Particles
Physics Science
21 days ago 16.5K views 0 shares
Alpha Males Vs Alpha Particles
Nuclear physicists have entered the chat! The joke here is pure gold for science nerds—alpha particles may sound impressive, but they're actually the weakest form of radiation when it comes to penetration power. They're stopped by a mere sheet of paper or even your skin. So much for being "alpha." Next time some dude brags about his alpha status, just remember he's basically announcing he can't get through a Post-it note.

Alpha Males Get Schooled By Nuclear Physics
Physics Science
22 days ago 16.4K views 0 shares
Alpha Males Get Schooled By Nuclear Physics
The self-proclaimed "alpha males" of the internet just got absolutely destroyed by nuclear physics. While these guys are busy flexing their imaginary dominance, actual alpha particles can't even penetrate a sheet of paper. Meanwhile, gamma radiation is casually passing through concrete like it's nothing. Nothing screams "I don't understand science OR social hierarchies" quite like comparing yourself to the weakest form of nuclear radiation. Next time someone claims to be an "alpha," just remember they're essentially bragging about being stopped by a Post-it note.

Are You An Alpha Male?
Physics Science
22 days ago 15.2K views 0 shares
Are You An Alpha Male?
When someone brags about being an "alpha male," they're ironically identifying with alpha radiation—the weakest form of ionizing radiation when it comes to penetration power! Alpha particles can be stopped by a sheet of paper or your skin, while gamma rays blast through concrete like it's nothing. So next time some dude flexes his "alpha" status, just remember physics has receipts on that claim. The only thing getting penetrated here is his scientific credibility!

Radioactive Halloween: Glowing With Scientific Brilliance
Chemistry Scientists Physics Science Lab-life
1 month ago 22.9K views 0 shares
Radioactive Halloween: Glowing With Scientific Brilliance
Forget zombies and vampires! The REAL power move is dressing as radioactive elements and Nobel Prize winners! On the left, we've got glowing green radium (complete with that signature bikini that screams "I'll light up your Halloween AND give you radiation poisoning!"). On the right, the legendary Marie Curie with her lab coat, elegant black dress, and perfectly styled bun that says "I discovered radioactive elements AND won TWO Nobel Prizes while rocking this look." Science nerds have the BEST costume ideas - because nothing says "spooky season" like elements that literally glow in the dark and the badass woman who discovered them! 💀☢️

Electromagnetic Existential Crisis
Physics Science
1 month ago 19.3K views 0 shares
Electromagnetic Existential Crisis
That moment when you're casually learning about electromagnetic spectrums in class, all chill and fascinated... then suddenly realize YOU are literally a walking, talking electromagnetic wave machine! Mind = BLOWN! 🤯 Your body emits infrared radiation, your brain produces electrical signals, and you're basically swimming in a sea of radio waves right now. Talk about an existential physics crisis! Next time someone asks what you do, just say "I radiate." Technically not wrong!