Lord Kelvin Wasn't That Aware

Forget Thanos—the real supervillain is the physicist who collects quantum interpretation stones like they're going out of style. Each stone represents a different way to make sense of quantum mechanics while still not understanding it. From "reality is subjective" (translation: we have no idea what's happening) to "retrocausality" (when your future self messes with your past experiments), this cosmic gauntlet lets you bend physics to your will without ever having to admit you're just as confused as everyone else. The Copenhagen interpretation never stood a chance against this kind of theoretical firepower.

Who needs complex climate models when you can just strap a giant rocket to Earth and push it away from the Sun? The perfect solution to global warming—just make everything freeze instead! Newton's third law meets chaotic planetary engineering. Sure, we'd all die instantly from either the temperature drop or the catastrophic orbital change, but hey, technically the problem of global warming would be solved! Climate scientists hate this one weird trick!

This meme brilliantly captures Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle in quantum physics! The lawyer wants to know both the position (where) and momentum (speed) of the car simultaneously, but Heisenberg is freaking out because that's literally impossible according to his own principle. In quantum mechanics, you simply cannot know both the exact position and velocity of a particle at the same time—the more precisely you measure one, the less precisely you can know the other. Poor Heisenberg is caught in his own quantum paradox during a legal interrogation!

This student deserves an A+ for turning Bernoulli's principle into a donut-making tutorial! Nothing says "I understand fluid dynamics" quite like explaining pressure differentials with pastries. The spraying donut example is pure genius—because who hasn't thought "you know what would make these equations more relatable? DONUTS!" 🍩 The transition from serious fluid mechanics to circular fried dough is the kind of creative thinking that would make Daniel Bernoulli himself say, "Why didn't I think of that in 1738?" This is exactly what happens when hunger strikes during finals week—suddenly every physics problem can be solved with snacks!

The cat's existential crisis when it realizes physics problems aren't just theoretical! While textbooks confidently declare "ignore air resistance" to make equations manageable, this feline has seen the truth. Newton's F=ma looks great on paper until you're watching a dog disappear into thin air. The cat's wide-eyed terror is every physics student who finally understood that simplified classroom problems don't prepare you for the chaotic reality where air resistance absolutely refuses to be ignored. That moment when you realize your entire physics education was built on convenient lies!

Physics students discovering they can write velocity as m·Hz instead of m/s and feeling like they've broken the matrix. The dimensional analysis checks out (Hz = 1/s), but your professor will still mark it wrong while muttering something about "convention" and "professional standards." Sure, you could also write it as m·s -1 to really show off, but at what cost? Your social life?