It's Relative

That moment when your physics professor thinks SpongeBob will finally make Newton's laws click. Momentum actually equals mass times velocity (p=mv), not force. Though force does equal the rate of change of momentum. Nothing says "I've given up explaining this properly" like a cartoon starfish questioning basic physics at 11:59pm on December 4th - right before the assignment deadline. The professor's desperation has more momentum than the students' understanding.

The ultimate relationship comparison chart! Both Dyson spheres and girlfriends score high in the "hot" and "high maintenance" categories, but only one can generate 384.18 trillion terawatts of power. Dating advice from astrophysicists - always choose the one that can power an entire civilization! Though to be fair, neither will fit in your apartment.

Classic physics meets tech billionaire delusion. The first two laws of motion are textbook perfect, but that third one? Someone clearly skipped class to build rockets. Newton's actual third law is "for every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction" - not whatever anti-electric rocket propaganda this is. Somewhere in the afterlife, Newton is adjusting his wig and muttering "I did not get hit by an apple for this nonsense." The irony of a meme about physics laws breaking the laws of physics is *chef's kiss* perfection.

The innocent request for "math help" is actually the Hawking radiation formula. That's like asking your friend to help you change a light bulb and then showing them the blueprints for a nuclear reactor. Physics grad students still wake up in cold sweats thinking about this equation describing how black holes slowly evaporate through quantum effects. Next time just ask for calculus help like a normal person.

Before and after quantum physics is basically the scientific equivalent of "meth: not even once." Poor Max Planck went from dapper gentleman to wild-eyed mad scientist in just 23 years! Turns out trying to understand why hot things glow and accidentally discovering that energy comes in discrete packets can really mess with your hair (and sanity). The quantum world broke his classical brain! Next time someone asks you to explain wave-particle duality, just show them this transformation and whisper "this could be you."

The universal equation of academic suffering! That moment when Schrödinger's equation looks like ancient hieroglyphics and the periodic table might as well be written in Klingon. Don't worry - even Einstein reportedly cried over his math homework! Science isn't about understanding everything at once; it's about crying dramatically, then getting ONE concept right, and pretending that was your plan all along. Remember: tears contain sodium chloride, so technically, you're just conducting a salt solution experiment on your homework!