Whoever created this masterpiece deserves a Nobel Prize in Comedy Physics! The Standard Model got a Gen Z upgrade with quarks named "rizz," "sus," and "dominant/submissive." Even particles have relationship status now! 😂
My favorite has to be "positron't" – literally the particle that can't even. And "2 pi neutrino" is what happens when your physics professor gets hungry during lecture.
Next CERN announcement: "We've discovered the elusive 'yeet' quantum property. It determines how far particles can throw themselves from stable orbits when they just can't deal with quantum mechanics anymore."