I Know This Model Is Deprecated, But How Do I Detect Charm?

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I Know This Model Is Deprecated, But How Do I Detect Charm?

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The ultimate physics-biology crossover nobody asked for! This tongue diagram is secretly showing the six flavors of quarks (Up, Down, Top, Bottom, Strange, and Charm). The joke is that "Charm" is missing from the diagram, just like how machine learning models get deprecated but you still need to detect that elusive "charm" somewhere.

In particle physics, quarks come in these six flavors, and they're the building blocks of protons and neutrons. The creator has brilliantly mapped them onto a tongue taste diagram (which, by the way, is totally deprecated science itself - we don't actually have specific tongue regions for different tastes).

So they're hunting for charm in all the wrong places. Story of my dating life too.

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