He Explains Spin Very Well

The quantum physics joke that makes physicists snort coffee through their noses! 🧪 "Spin" in quantum mechanics isn't actually spinning like a top—it's an intrinsic property of particles that behaves mathematically like angular momentum but has NO CLASSICAL EQUIVALENT! So when someone "explains spin very well," it's basically the physics equivalent of explaining why cats always land on their feet to someone who's never seen gravity. Impossible yet somehow people keep trying! The shocked face is every undergrad after their first quantum lecture where they realize nothing makes intuitive sense anymore. Welcome to physics, where we just make up math and hope reality plays along!