Having An Interest In Both, I'm Amazed How Often I Get This Answer

The kitten's journey through scientific gatekeeping is peak academic humor. It's all fun and games dismissing political science, social science, and computer science with a casual "hehe" until someone brings up Karl Popper's falsifiability criterion to attack string theory. Suddenly it's "not hehe" when the same logic is applied to theoretical physics! Nothing triggers a physics enthusiast faster than suggesting their beloved string theory might be in the same boat as sociology. The methodological turf war continues, while this kitten inadvertently exposes the arbitrary hierarchies we create within scientific disciplines.

Cosmic horror meets astrophysics! A sneaky black hole ambushing a spaceship is like getting mugged by a ninja wearing an invisibility cloak in a pitch-black alley. Even if you can't see the black hole directly, its gravitational effects would distort starlight (gravitational lensing) and create intense tidal forces that would stretch your spacecraft like cosmic taffy WAY before you got close. Your atoms would undergo "spaghettification" - scientific jargon for "turned into cosmic pasta." The crew wouldn't just be unaware - they'd be experiencing physics gone wild as their ship gets stretched thinner than my patience during grant application season!

Plasma physicists are shaking right now! Imagine telling Bose-Einstein condensates, supercritical fluids, and non-Newtonian fluids they're just figments of our imagination! Science doesn't care about executive orders - those other states of matter are still hanging out in labs worldwide, breaking all kinds of rules. Next up: gravity is now illegal because it's bringing everyone down!

The ultimate subatomic troll! This meme perfectly captures the bizarre quantum behavior known as wave-particle duality. Electrons normally cruise through space as waves (showing off their wavelike interference patterns) until some nosy scientist decides to measure them. Then—BAM!—they suddenly behave like particles instead. It's like that friend who's dancing wildly at a party until they notice someone filming, then pretends they were just "stretching." The electron's stubborn "well now I am not doing it" attitude is basically quantum physics giving the middle finger to our classical intuition. Schrödinger's cat would be proud of this level of petty.

MUAHAHA! The cosmic joke of the century! Flat Earthers getting all smug because cosmologists describe the universe as "flat" - but they're missing the dimensional plot twist! In cosmology, "flat" means the geometry of spacetime follows Euclidean principles on a cosmic scale - not that Earth is a frisbee floating through space! It's like claiming you're a submarine expert because you once took a bath! The universe's flatness refers to its curvature and expansion properties, not its physical shape. Imagine their faces when they discover they've been celebrating a mathematical concept that actually PROVES Earth is a sphere in a curved spacetime! *adjusts wild scientist hair* SCIENCE WINS AGAIN!

The subatomic rabbit hole goes DEEP! Just when you think you've got atoms figured out with protons and neutrons, you peek inside and BAM—it's turtles quarks all the way down! Those sneaky little fundamental particles hiding inside like a cat in a box (Schrödinger would be proud). The valence quarks do all the heavy lifting while the sea quarks just float around like they're on vacation. Basically, physics is telling us that even the tiniest bits of matter have their own tiny bits, and those tiny bits are somehow both incredibly important and completely bizarre. The universe is just showing off at this point!