Electrons Be Like: Not With You Watching 👀

The correct answer is B, unless you're a student desperately taking a fluid dynamics exam, in which case it's definitely C. Or maybe A? The Bernoulli principle states that as fluid velocity increases, pressure decreases. But what's really under pressure here is every engineering student staring at this question at 11:58pm when the online assignment is due at midnight. The narrowest point has the highest velocity and lowest pressure, but the real pressure peak is in your professor's sadistic smile when they designed this "simple" question.

The top panel shows a pregnant woman with wine and cigarettes claiming "No it doesn't affect my baby." Fast forward to the bottom panel, and her child has grown into a physics prodigy who believes ∇·B ≠ 0 — directly violating Maxwell's equations which state that magnetic monopoles don't exist (∇·B = 0). This kid is basically claiming magnetic monopoles are real! That's like a physicist's version of believing the Earth is flat. The poor child's understanding of electromagnetism got permanently scrambled in utero. Next thing you know, they'll be trying to build a perpetual motion machine powered by their "revolutionary" magnetic theory!

The eternal funding disparity in academia, illustrated perfectly through SpongeBob! Chemistry gets the Krusty Krab—colorful flags, proper structure, even a fancy jellyfish lamp out front. Meanwhile, physics is stuck with... a literal bucket. The department that studies quantum mechanics and black holes gets housed in what looks like a janitor's leftover supplies. This hits way too close to home for anyone who's ever wandered between science buildings on campus. Chemistry departments swimming in industry grants while theoretical physicists calculate string theory in what might as well be a broom closet. Funding committees be like "You can explain the fundamental forces of the universe in THIS."

Someone took Einstein's famous equation and turned it into the world's nerdiest dad joke. E = mc² + AI, where E is "Elephant," m is "Mass," c² is "Cauchy" (a mathematician, not the actual speed of light squared), A is "Among," and I is "Impostor." And they credited it to "Augustin-Louis Cauchy" instead of Einstein! The real crime here isn't butchering physics—it's that 3,140 people (notice that's π × 1000) gave this mathematical monstrosity a heart. This is what happens when you let physicists work from home too long. They start seeing Among Us references in relativity equations and nobody's there to stop them.

The eternal war between theoretical physicists and practical engineers in one perfect frame! Physicists love to simplify problems with "assume a spherical cow in vacuum" energy, casually tossing aside air resistance like yesterday's lab notes. Meanwhile, engineers are having an absolute meltdown because in the real world, air resistance is what keeps your airplane from becoming an extremely expensive meteor. The difference between a beautiful equation and a bridge that doesn't collapse is often hiding in those "negligible" terms physicists love to ignore. The engineer's horrified reaction is basically what happens when elegant theory meets messy reality!

Behold! Hugh Everett III's quantum multiverse theory applied to your internet humiliation! In some branch of reality, your meme conquered the digital world with thunderous applause, while in our pitiful timeline, it's collecting digital dust faster than Schrödinger's cat collects actual dust! The cosmic irony is that quantum mechanics gives us infinite possibilities, yet somehow we're perpetually trapped in the reality where our jokes fall flatter than a pancake in a neutron star! *adjusts wild hair* The universe is indeed expanding... just not in the direction of your social media popularity!