Frequency Of Dad Jokes

The ultimate physics rickroll! Someone highlighted all the "Never gonna give you up" lyrics throughout a serious biography of Niels Bohr. While students are trying to learn about quantum theory and atomic structure, they're unwittingly reading Rick Astley's chorus. Physics professors have been pulling this prank since before memes were even a thing. Next time you're studying for that quantum mechanics exam, just remember - Bohr might understand electron orbits, but he also knows the rules of internet pranks... and so do I.

The physics police have arrived to enforce Ohm's Law! This officer is taking down a resistor that's clearly violated circuit regulations. In the electrical underworld, resistance isn't just futile—it's grounds for getting tackled by law enforcement. Next time your circuit components are misbehaving, remember: excessive resistance leads to voltage drops... and apparently police dropkicks. The color bands on this "perp" would tell any electronics engineer exactly how much trouble it's in.

The classic case of geometry betraying physics. Those 90-degree corners aren't just architectural features—they're thermal hotspots. Heat transfer increases at junctions due to converging thermal gradients, essentially turning your balcony into a scientific demonstration of thermal conductivity. The commenter's deadpan "It's because the corners are 90 degrees" is both literally true (they are right angles) and a brilliant temperature pun. Next time someone asks why scientists have no sense of humor, show them this perfect example of thermal dynamics wordplay that absolutely melted the internet.

The eternal skeleton vigil for physics' broken promises! Textbook physics problems exist in this magical realm where friction vanishes, strings have no mass, and air resistance is but a myth. Meanwhile, real-world physics students discover that calculating a simple pendulum motion requires accounting for 47 different variables, including whether Mercury is in retrograde. The gap between theoretical physics problems and reality is so vast you could fit the entire standard model in it—twice!

Someone tried to get philosophical with a calculus tattoo, and the math community is having none of it. The top shows an integral from birth to death of "struggle dt = life" - which is just... not how math works. The bottom correction is basically screaming "IT'S ACTUALLY THIS COMPLICATED EQUATION" because real mathematicians know life isn't some cute little integral you can solve on your arm. It's like trying to impress your date by saying you speak French when all you know is "omelette du fromage" and there's a French person at the next table. The secondhand embarrassment is stronger than the gravitational pull of a black hole.

Desperate times call for desperate measures! Students setting up a literal shrine to Newton with apples as offerings before a physics exam is peak academic paganism. As if Newton's ghost will whisper "F=ma" into their ears during the test. The irony is that if Newton saw this, he'd probably be more offended by the subpar quality of those apples than flattered by the worship. Pro tip: no amount of fruit will save you from the second law of thermodynamics... or the second law of failing exams without studying.