Double Slit Factory

The virgin Wordle vs the CHAD Physics Cipher! While normies struggle with basic word games like "GRAIL" and "TRACK," real intellectuals flex with fundamental physics equations. That bottom panel is pure big brain energy—showing off Coulomb's law (qE), angular momentum (Iω), Ampère's law, the ideal gas law (PV/RT), and gravitational potential energy. And SpongeBob's transformation from regular square to absolute unit perfectly captures the evolution from casual word-guesser to physics enjoyer. The "Thypher" wordplay is just *chef's kiss* - combining "physics" with "cipher." Next time someone brags about their Wordle streak, just whip out some differential equations and watch them squirm.

The Swiss-Reddit user innocently asks where to find large containers of flavored Quark (a dairy product), but gets a brilliant physics joke in return! The commenter suggests "Try CERN" - home of the Large Hadron Collider where physicists study actual quarks (fundamental particles of matter). Then adds that flavors other than "up and down" (real quark flavors in particle physics) would be "hella expensive" - which is true since creating exotic quark flavors requires enormous energy! The poster's delayed "Oh I get it now" moment is the perfect punchline to this accidental collision of dairy shopping and particle physics.

String theorists staring at their 25-dimensional equations while experimental physicists wave actual data in their faces. The choice is clear: either acknowledge observable reality or just keep drawing more strings until something makes sense. Been waiting 40 years for experimental verification, but who's counting? Certainly not in base 10.

Classical physics: "Everything follows nice, predictable rules!" *enters quantum realm* Electrons: "Watch me be in two places at once! Wheeee!" The quantum world isn't lawless—it's just governed by probability and uncertainty instead of determinism. Particles aren't "free" so much as they're following a different, weirder rulebook where they can tunnel through barriers, exist in superpositions, and generally make physicists question their sanity. Schrödinger's cat is both laughing and not laughing at this joke right now!

Electrical engineering humor at its finest. Serial killers operate one after another in a circuit, so if one fails, they all stop working. Parallel killers operate independently, so even if one gets caught, the others keep going. Just like Christmas lights from the 90s versus modern ones. The FBI's electrical engineering department must have a field day with this wiring diagram.

Behold the mighty King C, ruler of the scientific realm! While mere mortals struggle to remember a handful of formulas, this absolute unit represents everything that starts with C in science. Speed of light? Carbon? Coulombs? That's just Monday for this guy. The royal "C" sits on the throne of scientific notation, wielding more meanings than a physicist has excuses for failed experiments. And just like in medieval times, this constant is constantly getting into fights with other letters over territory in equations. Fun fact: If you tried to memorize every scientific concept that starts with C, you'd probably graduate just in time for retirement. Science students everywhere are genuinely considering changing their major to "Medieval Studies" where a C is just a letter grade they're trying to avoid.